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[KingoftheCocktails]

OH YES

I have had 4 eucalyptus trees cut down

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[raptor]

WHAT ABOUT THE KOALLA BEARS,,THEY WILL HAVE NOTHING TO EAT ,,,,,,,

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to raptor]

Thet will get plenty of cuddles

[Hidden in reply to raptor]

That was my immediate thought as well. So ditto xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

They will get as many cuddles as I get!

[Hidden]

You must have a big garden, KOTC.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

No,but the trees were 70ft tall.

[Hidden]

Who's got a wood burning stove - I know where there's some wood going a begging !

[Pepsicoley in reply to Hidden]

I have a wood burning stove. Where is all this wood? Is it kiln dried so that it burns well?

Annec

xxxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Pepsicoley]

Warning! eucalyptus burns quick because their rings are far apart,bonus side easy to cut.My arboriculturist told me (that's the posh name for a tree feller)

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Threw mine out.Choked on fumes.

[Hidden]

Tell us all about when the trees were cut down - were you bellowing timber. My daughter has a log burning stove. Would think the logs would give off a perfume.

[sillywitch]

Trees have feelings Richard, you are supposed to cuddle them not chop them down bad lad!!! Go sit on the naughty step right now

x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

My trees wanted to go somewhere warm????????????

[KingoftheCocktails]

Three muscular male species turned up with their truck and shredder. After a little talk with each other at the rear of my mansion about what safety was required, they decided I could stay if I sat down at the far end and kept my mouth shut(I don't think they wanted any leaves getting into my big mouth).They attatched their safety harnesses and shinned up the first tree .I think the neighbours thought I was starting a zoo when they saw these superb specimens of homosapians leaping around the tree(I'm sure one of the gawpers ripped her net curtains with excitement!).One decided to do the cutting and so the other two descended to the ground to catch the branches as they loftily fell towards the ground in a near gail force wind.The trunk was left sticking 4ft out of the ground so that my darling starling can create a bird table to put on it.After a cuppa and a chat they shared cutting the the other trees down

,shredded what they could and kept the big trunks for logging later on. Four trees down ,removed, everywhere left clean and tidy.Nosey neighbours had disappeared.

One happy darling starling and all done in 1hr 15mins.

[hufferpuffer]

Wow! thats so efficient its frightening! did they all sing I'm a lumberjack and I'm alright? I've recently had a few trees chopped down they were tooo big and dangerous and the man with the chainsaw ended up missing work with a bad back for the last three weeks! or should that be a xxxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer]

They were very efficient and not costly.They keep their prices down by reycling wood chip,compost,logs and selling.Half the price of other quotes I had!

[hufferpuffer in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

That's brilliant! I do love value for money! I love a good bargain or two! I think its cool to be green and re-cycle, toooo much waste goes on these days x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer]

Apart from the price,that was a good reason for me choosing this firm.

I also forgot to say that when the gentleman cams to give me a quote he was the only one to explain to me what they would do and gave me a leaflet informing me of my responsibilitieseg informing the neighbours.