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could do with a good laugh stop me from going nuts,please send anything funny I realy need a laughx

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15 years ago•4 Replies

got 7 weeks holls and been stuck in with leg in a cast aswell as bad asthma and another stay in hospital .got go on the club for a few weeks also till can put weight on foot and get about with one crutch that I always need.So if you can make me laugh please reply x

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KateMoss15 years ago

... just heard on an introduction to a vet programme on C5...

'If you are standing that close to a cow's 'Backside' make sure you are not wearing pockets'

or something along those lines........

I am still laughing!

PS what have you done to your leg? I have just spent 3 months plastered and still using crutches when needed.

15 years ago

Bath Tub Test

""The Bathtub Test""

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. ""Well,"" said the Director, ""we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."" ""Oh, I understand,"" said the visitor. ""A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."" ""No."" said the Director, ""A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?""

DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

15 years ago

Wee thing to keep you going

Gardening naked will get some colour on your cheeks!

Intelligence tells you it's raining, Experience keep you dry

What's E.T. short for?

Cos he's got little legs.

Can you find the ""C"" ??? (Good exercise for the eyes!)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Once you've found the C..........

Find the 6

9999999999999999999999999999999999

9999699999999999999999999999999999

9999999999999999999999999999999999

Once you've found the 6...

Find the N! (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMNMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

Once you've found the N...Give yourself a pat on the back. You have the eyesight of an eagle!

15 years ago

This was told to me by a delighted 5 year old so please picture - cute redheaded 5 year old with hair in plaits telling this in a serious tone of voice:

Two monkeys are taking a bath, one turns to the other and says ""Ooh ooh, Ah ah""

(go on...you know you want to do a monkey impression)

The other one turns to him and says exasperatedly ""Well put some cold in!!!