Coat grabbing time...........

A man is being shown round a house by an estate agent and ,unusually,the house is full of mirrors from living room to bedrooms,when the ""tour"" is complete the estate agent asks the man what he thinks

""I could really see myself living here "" he replied.

forgive me.

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and why are lambs banned from casinos??

because they arent allowed to gambol .

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Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.

Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...