Doctor tells grieving wife and her friend that her husband Fred has died. " what did he die of" she said. The doctor replies "I an afraid he had a massive myocardial infarction". As his wife collapsed in a chair her friend rushed out to go on facebook.
" Really bad news everyone, Fred has died.. Massive internal fart apparently, I didn't know they could kill you that quick. No more curries for me.. this week anyway".
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