How to please people !

[overmars]

Three sons/daughters were discussing their Mother .None of them knew what to get her .

" I'll get her a Porsche with a driver .I'll get her an expensive holiday .I'll get her a Parrot that can sing Yankee Doodle Dandy ,' each one said .

Finally after the birthday they get the customary call .

" The holiday idea is crazy at my time of life ," she told one .

" The Porsche is a mad idea .Do I look like Sterling Moss?," she told another .

Finally ,she calls the last son /daughter . " " You're the only one with any sense ! That bird you gave me .It was delicious !"

[meadfoot]

Ha ha, good one.

[Jay10]

Brilliant 😀😀