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Willie Nelson is singing to us

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I thought the gang may get a kick out of this one. Laughter still being the best medicine lol

I've outlived my dick."

A Poem - by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my pride and joy,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full time job,

To find the friggin thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave.

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes!!

Schwah

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TFBUNDY

Well I needed a laugh and that did it.... Cheers

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j-o-h-n

Thank you - I just love humor...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 11/19/2019 10:18 PM EST

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