Why Parents Drink:
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick.So he dialled the employee's home phone numberand was greeted with a child's whisper.
''Is your daddy home?'', '' Yes he's out in the garden,'' whispered the small voice.
''May I talk with him?'' The child whispered ''No.''
So the boss asked,''Well is your Mummy there?'' Whispering she said ''Yes,she's in the garden too.''
& the boss asked ''May I talk with her?'' Again te small voice whispered,''No''
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message,the boss asked''Is anybody else there?'',''Yes'' whispered he child ''a policeman''.
Wondering what a cop would be doing ar his employee's home,the boss asked, May I speak with the policeman? ''No he's busy'' whispered the child.
''Busy doing what?'' ''Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the police dog man''
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, ''What is that noise?''
''It's a helicopter'' answered the whispering voice.
''What is going on there?'' demanded the boss,now truly apprehensive.''The search team just landed a helicopter''.
'' A search team?'' said the boss.''What are they looking for?'' Still whispering,the young voice replied with a muffled giggle....''ME''
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