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The poor student who obtained 0% on an exam

HE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN % FOR HIS WIT !!!!!! (I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Q1 In which battle did Napoleon die?

HIS LAST BATTLE.

Q2 Were was the Declaration of Independence signed?

AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE

Q3 River Ravi flows in which state

LIQUID

Q4 What is the main reason for divorce

MARRIAGE

Q5 What is the main reason for failure?

EXAMS

Q6 What can you never eat before breakfast?

LUNCH & DINNER

Q7 What looks like half an apple?

THE OTHER HALF

Q8 If you through a red stone into a blue sea what will it become?

IT WILL SIMPLY BECOME WET

Q9 How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

NO PROBLEM,HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT

Q10 How can you lift an elephant with one hand

YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND

Q11 If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three

oranges in other hand,what would you have.

VERY LARGE HANDS

Q12 If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?

NO TIME AT ALL,THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT

Q13 How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

ANY WAY YOU WANT,CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK

Richard Cornish

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  • Shared this with husband Brian and had a chortle (lovely word) love Annie 80

  • I quite often chortle to myself

  • Say it as you see it, good way to be but maybe not in the exam room eh'. Ha HA HA!!

    That belly laugh came a little late, Iv'e been exercising all day trying to keep warm King

    ONLY KIDDING, KOTC Ha Ha.

    Tony :) Theres nothing but cheery happy laughter coming from my local Breathe Easy group every Tuesday, recommend it to anyone.

  • A student who could teach a thing or two that bookworm teachers should learn.

  • Should get 100% for those answers, they were absolutely correct!

  • Looking forward to your posts now, very cheery,,,,,,hehe

  • Some people are just more logical than others! I think he should have had top marks!! ( and you too KOTC, best medicine man! ) :D :D :D X

  • i look very forward to your funny posts, my husband and i had a real good laugh at these questions and answers, i think he was rather good and at least should of got a 1%, keep them coming i also i 3 sons who look forward to them.

    jan

  • Brought a smile to my day. Thank you.

    H

  • That was great King, it gave me a well needed laugh, made my husband laugh also, keep them coming.

    Take care x

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