MOST OF 40+ GENERATION WAS HOME SCHOOLED IN MANY WAYS.
1. MY MOTHER taught me to appreciate a job well done;..... " If your going to kill each other , do it outside. I have just finished cleaning"
2. MY MOTHER taught me religion......... " You better pray that comes out the carpet !! "
3. MY FATHER taught me time travel....... " If you dont strighten up, Im going to knock you into the middle of next week.!!
4. MY FATHER taught me logic..... " if you fall out of that swing and breake your neck, your not going to the store with me !!
5. MY MOTHER taught me more logic.. " Because I said so thats why !!
6. MY FATHER taught me irony....... " Keep crying and I'll give you somthing to cry about " !!
7. MY MOTHER taught me about the science of osmosis...... " Shut your mouth and get your supper " !!
8. MY MOTHER taught me contortionism.... "Just look at the dirt on the back of your neck "!!
9. MY MOTHER taught me Stamina.... " You can sit there until all that spinach is gone "!!
10. MY MOTHER taught me about weather....."This room looks like a Tornado went through it "!!
11. MY FATHER taught me the circle of life ".... I brought you into this world and I can take you out."!!
12. MY MOTHER taught me about Behavior amaodification....... "Stop acting like your father"!!!
13. MY MOTHER taught me about Envy......." There are millions of less fortunate children in this world , who dont have wonderful parents like you do"!!
14. MY MOTHER taught me Antcipation......" Just wait till we get home "!!!
15. MY MOTHER taught me about recieving..... Your going to get it from your father when yo get home "!!!