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Hi HealthUnlockders~~~~A FIREMAN CAME HOME FROM WORK~~~~~~~HEE HEE

................A fireman came home from work.

A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife,

''You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire-station.

Bell 1 rings and we all put our jackets on.

Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole.

Bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks.

From now on, we're going to run this house the same way.

When I say bell 1, I want you to strip naked.

When I say bell 2,I want you to jump into bed.

When I say bell 3, we're going to screw all night.''

The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled

''Bell 1'' and his wife took off her clothes.

''Bell 2'' and his wife jumped into bed.

''Bell 3'' and they began to screw.

After two minutes his wife yelled

''Bell 4 ''

''What's this bell 4?'' the husband asked

'' More hose,'' she replied .''you're nowhere near the fire!''

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Trust a woman !

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ROFLOL

The Witch xxxx

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What can I say, Keep laughing sillywitch

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OMG lol the mind boggles x

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Are you deep in thought mahunamon

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nope my brain dont think deep anymore lol x

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No dirty jokes please ,I'm British.

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A very clean fireman!

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pmsl. fireman full monty lol

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YEP !

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she didn't have a headache then, good one King hubby and I had a good laugh.

jan

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No headache this time. I took out shares in Aspirin The wife's always getting headaches

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Love it. Where do you find them?

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At the fire station Mavary. Hee HEE

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I feel really unwell tonight but reading this made me laugh. xx

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Hope it helped you sleep well Hollyhockhattie.

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I can't sleep feel wheezy and bit of a cough but this has made me laugh!

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I hope you slept well after a laugh Jeannaanne

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