An attractive blonde from Wales arrived at the casino.She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand pounds in a single roll of the dice.
She said ''I hope you don't mind,but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude,''with that she stripped from the neck down,rolled the dice and with a touch of Welsh yelled''Come on baby ,Mama needs new clothes!''
As the dice came to a stop,she jumped up and down and squealed,''Yes! Yes!,I won,'' she hugged each of the dealers,picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally,one of them asked,''What did she roll?'' The other answered,''I don't know- I thought you were watching''.
MORAL OF THESTORY
Not all Welsh ladies are drunks,not all blondes are dumb.
..........But all men are men!!!
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