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Married for 25 years Hee HEE......KOTC

.Little boy gets home from school and says

''Dad I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years''.

His dad replies

''Never mind son.Maybe next time you'll get a SPEAKING PART.''

Richard

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Ha Ha Ha and Ha b.......y Ha. I've been married 36 years and he is allowed to speak, (when spoken to)

loved it Tina x :p

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I don't expect he can get a word in edgeways any way!

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We have been married for 53 years maybe I should think about giving him a speaking part soon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He has probably forgotten how to speak!

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He is allowed to say what would you like for breakfast ditto for lunch and dinner. That's quite enough chat for any guy. :) :)

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Nice one Richard. How very true.

Bobby

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Now I know why you have so much to say on here.Can't speak at home Eh?

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No Richard, she has forbidden it. lol

Bobby

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It's 33years for us. I am allowed, "would you like a cup of tea?" I get into trouble when i make myself a brew and forget to speak!

Thanks for the smile!

Kevin

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It is a terrible situation to be in,but we just have to grin and bear it.

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I was married to the first wife for 35 years. If wifey 2 misbehaves I just say, Rememember what happened to wife number 1.

Bobby

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I bet you don't dare ..............

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I do... Honestly. Mind you, I run as soon as I've said it.

Bobby xxx

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LOL :) xx

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I thought you would have a lot to say on this topic.

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40 years this year for us, hoping he'll ask what sort of setting I want my ruby ring in but I think it will be one of his quiet days. Thanks for the jokes KOTCs

Lib x

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You only have yourself to blame if he has lost the art of speaking

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My hubby wasn't taught this lesson when in school & suffers greatly from over speaking! Still he,s learning now :D

Karen

xxxx

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Silence is golden.Sometimes.Most of the time!!!

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oh, ha ha.

Women are the gentle race, we always listen to men.

Then we go and do what we want......................

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How can you listen when you don't let us speak in the first place

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42 years and still going strong, I wear the trousers in this house welllll 1/2 of a trouser leg left.

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Is that your wifes trousers??????????????

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Husband says: Married for 55 years - get less for murder.!!!

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He muttered that under his breath,not allowed to speak

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You men are so --- well, just cant think of he word I want.

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Gorgeous????????????????

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You are kidding or are you? Show your face - George Clooney!

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Not him.I'm good looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LOL never been married but that seems about right to me xx

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Very good haha!

Liz x

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