Happy Motoring.

Driving down the country lanes happy as can be.

Country pubs and cottages and other things to see.

Blue skies and sunshine make everything ideal.

I have everything to smile about sitting here at the wheel.

But then I see this idiot, just inches from on my tail.

He has the chance to overtake, "do it man" I wail.

But no he stays right there as though he wants to hide.

I'm sure if he got half the chance he'd be here with me inside.

I slow right down until I'm almost moving like a snail.

Surely now he'll overtake, even he can't fail.

But no I see him sitting there it seems without a care,

It looks like overtaking is just something he'd not dare.

At last I reach a lay-by and he's overtaking me

The temptation that I can't resist is giving him the V.

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While driving down a country road,

A campervan I spied.

I sneaked up right behind it,

And found Don sat there inside.

I followed for a little while,

And tried to catch his eye.

But the silly bugger slowed right down,

And tried to wave me by.

He pulled into a lay-by,

I thought here's a chance for me.

But instead of cheery waves and smiles,

He gave a double V.

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

LOL Brilliant!!

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Cheers Don,just couldn't resist.😀

[Katinka46 in reply to Hidden]

What are you like, the two of you? Scallywags squared. Brilliant.

[Hidden in reply to Katinka46]

I have to admit, Dave's very good at tailgating.

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

So funny lol xxx

[Hidden]

It takes a lot to get me LOL, but that did it. Thank you.

[Pam1952 in reply to Hidden]

😂😂😂 Brilliant Don. I'm very patient, but not when it comes to tailgating.....its downright dangerous for one thing, and extremely irritating for another! You need to watch that Dave. 😂😂😂XXX

[Weeannie]

Brilliant made me lol lol x

[mrsmummy]

As tailgating is one of my pet hates I really liked this.

[newlands]

You are like a couple of school kids , but I like you

Take care

Dorothy

[Hidden in reply to newlands]

Well,He started it Miss.😇

[sassy59]

Loving your post Don and davetheposties reply of course.

You are both so funny and made me smile. Xxxxx

[Hidden]

Love your poems xxx

[pegbl]

Great to see you two bounce of each other ..... very entertaining xxxx

[MoyB]

Gave me a great chuckle to start the day with. Thank you Don and Dave! xx Moy

[Magpuss]

You make a great double act😂😂😅.......and I love the poems.