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The phone call.

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( TELEPHONE ) = *Rrriiiinnggg Rrrriiiinngg Rrriiiinnggg** 'Hello ? ' ** "Hi honey ". "This is Daddy " " is mummy near the phone ? " " No, Daddy. She'upstairs in the bedroom with Uncil Gabe." ( After a brief pause,) Daddy says " But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe." " Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy right now " ( Brief Pause. ) " Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, and knock on the bedroom door and tell Mummy that Daddys car just pulled into the driveway." " Okay Daddy just a minute " ( A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone ) " I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey "? " Well Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming !! Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser. And now she isn't moving at all ! ! " " Oh my God ! ! What about about Uncil Gabe ? " he was all scared too and he jumped out of the back window, and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took the water out last week to clean it . He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead .

( Long pause .... longer..... even longer ) Then Daddy says, " Swimming pool ? "......... "Is this 486 5731 ?? "

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Ha ha nice one. Joyce

Lmao, x Sonia x

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Colours23

Lovely enjoyed it!thanks

in reply to Colours23

"Thanks Colours". "You changed your hair photograph ! ! "

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redted

Oh heck, what a thought it could happen.best to double check everything in future, lol good one.

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Toci

:) :) :)

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Bryju124

Tee hee :)

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jankhan

That is not funny, It's a sick sense of humour, especially involving a child in the plot..

Did you honestly find it amusing/funny !!

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Nikkers in reply to jankhan

Oh dear! with your sense of humour, can't imagine that you'll be having a "merry" Christmas?

Yes, it was amusing, and most people would agree. It was a fabricated joke and no child was involved!! Get over yourself for crying out loud!

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jankhan

No Thanks !!

We thought it was funny......thanks for the giggle.

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jimmyw123

yes i thought the joke was funny,

but i didn't think malks last post was funny,,, anything but,,, jimmy

I loved this joke so much that I have told it to a few people who all laughed a lot x

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