I have been called to my surgery tomorrow for a complete health check up.
Only saw doctor yesterday! I wonder what they do.
I have been called to my surgery tomorrow for a complete health check up.
Only saw doctor yesterday! I wonder what they do.
Not a lot by what you told us yesterday now don't forget to cough nicely when the nice dr asks xxxx
Once they have you in their clutches, they don't seem to like parting with us.... is all I'm saying x x
AYE,, remember to shave off all body hair,,eat loads of garlic,, and cabbage and beans,, then when you get there pretend you are stone deaf,,,,, the reception staff love it,,,,,drives them insane ,,,,
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."
Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
I went to the doctor the other day
I said 'have you got anything for wind'
so he gave me a kite.
"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's."
"Well you can't say fairer than that then"
A man walked into the doctors,
The doctor said " I haven't seen you in a long time "
The man replied "I know I've been ill"
Good Luck tommorow!! Remember ''positive thinking!!'' keep a smile in your heart! xxx
KOTC
I think they are on commission mate. So much per hundredweight. They will make a fortune out of me. Bobby
King, Iv'e got to say I am worried for you. As far as I know there is no known cure for Funnyblogitis.
For all our sakes I hope I'm right eh'.
Good luck!
Use the extra time left from last month on the contract, this happens also with mobile phones.
A busy waiting room when you go there with your many friends from this friendly community.
I had the same letter last month, arrived in surgery doc say's what can I do for you ( this is his usual opening statement) Me: I was summoned Doc ah yes: He then listened to my chest and heart, took my blood pressure, measured my hieght then weighed me. Doc: you are overweight for your hieght. Me: no I'm just to short for my weight, strange he didn't look amused. A total waste of mine and his time. Good Luck. xx
Good luck with the doctors appointment today. They must enjoy your company and humour just like we do. xxxxx
Thank you one and all.Went this morning.I have to go back in two weeks for a bit more!!!!!!!
See they do like you they keep telling you to come back