New primary care physician. Question and answer session

A light HEARTed look at life

Q : Doctor ,I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.

Is this true?

A : Hear only good for so many beats. and that it....Don't waste on exercise.

Everything for wearing out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer;

it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.

Want to live longer?

Take a nap.

Q :Should I reduce my alcohol intake :

A :OH no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine ,

that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more goodness that way.

Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q : How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A : Well if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.

If you have two body, your ratio two to one.

Q : What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise programme ?

A : Can't think of single one. My philosophy: No pain..... good !

Q: Aren't fried foods good for you?

A : YOU NOT LISTENING ! Food fried in vegetable oil.

Hoe getting more vegetable bad?

Q ; Will sit-ups prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle

A : Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get's bigger.

You should only do sit-up if you want bigger stomach

Q ; Is chocolate bad for me

A : You crazy ? ! ? HEL-LO-O!!. Cocoa bean! Another vegetable!

It best good food around !

Q : Is swimming good for your figure?

A : If swimming good for figure explain the whale to me.

Q : Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle ?

A : Hey ! 'Hey round is shape!'

DR : Well....I hope you have cleared up any misconceptions you have had about food and diets.



Go along to your local group to join

Or get details from BLF Helpline 03000 0305 55 Mon Fri-9am 5pm

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27 Replies

  • hahahaha - changing my doctor immediately :)

  • This one is a good one scrobbity.

  • Hahaha. Can you pass on his name please. I agree with him. Sitting here eating chocolate covered honeycomb. Yum yum.

  • Very delectable pergola



    You are all under arrest for scoffin' chocolate without a licence and it is to be confiscated. C'mon, hand it over.

    Non PC Bobby xxx

  • mmmmm I bought a bag of mini crunchies today :D lol!!!! and a box of 'Celebrations' yum! :P

  • Ah but have you eaten them. I sat and ate the whole bag!!!

  • guilty!!! haha I saved some for later Suzy delish! :) x

  • Did you eat the sweets as well Suzy6 Ha Ha

  • Ha Ha Ha. Read my reply again silly me.

  • It's the way I read it

  • Dr ISAYWHATYOUWANTTOHEAR didn't say that you have got to eat them hufferpuffer

  • Confiscated for Non PC Bobby's consumption

  • I love that nice doctor! why can't I find one like that! :D ;D :D xxx

  • It is the start of a new generation of talented Doctors hufferpuffer

  • You have just changed my life off to break the lock off the choccy cupboard. :)

  • Another happy customer Eh silversurfer

  • Great stuff.x

  • A new insight into modern medicinal procedures junespoon

  • Hi King. That is what we would like to hear. Especially about the chocolate.

  • Now, now Mavary, Everything in moderation

  • He's ahead of his time, king. Soon they'll all be saying it! :-) :-) Alison

  • He's a new Doc on the block, his thinking's will soon spread Alison

  • Been busy, but eventually got to read this one, up to your usual standard KOTC hope the ribs are getting better, mine ache from giggling

  • That's my problem..I must not laugh katieoxo60

  • very good thanks xx

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