~~I was talking to MY NEW PRIMARY CARE PHYSICIAN

New primary care physician. Question and answer session

A light HEARTed look at life

Q : Doctor ,I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.

Is this true?

A : Hear only good for so many beats. and that it....Don't waste on exercise.

Everything for wearing out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer;

it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.

Want to live longer?

Take a nap.

Q :Should I reduce my alcohol intake :

A :OH no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine ,

that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more goodness that way.

Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q : How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A : Well if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.

If you have two body, your ratio two to one.

Q : What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise programme ?

A : Can't think of single one. My philosophy: No pain..... good !

Q: Aren't fried foods good for you?

A : YOU NOT LISTENING ! Food fried in vegetable oil.

Hoe getting more vegetable bad?

Q ; Will sit-ups prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle

A : Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get's bigger.

You should only do sit-up if you want bigger stomach

Q ; Is chocolate bad for me

A : You crazy ? ! ? HEL-LO-O!!. Cocoa bean! Another vegetable!

It best good food around !

Q : Is swimming good for your figure?

A : If swimming good for figure explain the whale to me.

Q : Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle ?

A : Hey ! 'Hey round is shape!'

DR : Well....I hope you have cleared up any misconceptions you have had about food and diets.

KOTC

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  • hahahaha - changing my doctor immediately :)

  • This one is a good one scrobbity.

  • Hahaha. Can you pass on his name please. I agree with him. Sitting here eating chocolate covered honeycomb. Yum yum.

  • Very delectable pergola

  • His name is 'DR ISAYWHATYOUWANTTOHEAR' Suzy6

  • CHOCOLATE POLICE HERE.

    You are all under arrest for scoffin' chocolate without a licence and it is to be confiscated. C'mon, hand it over.

    Non PC Bobby xxx

  • mmmmm I bought a bag of mini crunchies today :D lol!!!! and a box of 'Celebrations' yum! :P

  • Ah but have you eaten them. I sat and ate the whole bag!!!

  • guilty!!! haha I saved some for later Suzy delish! :) x

  • Did you eat the sweets as well Suzy6 Ha Ha

  • Ha Ha Ha. Read my reply again silly me.

  • It's the way I read it

  • Dr ISAYWHATYOUWANTTOHEAR didn't say that you have got to eat them hufferpuffer

  • Confiscated for Non PC Bobby's consumption

  • I love that nice doctor! why can't I find one like that! :D ;D :D xxx

  • It is the start of a new generation of talented Doctors hufferpuffer

  • You have just changed my life off to break the lock off the choccy cupboard. :)

  • Another happy customer Eh silversurfer

  • Great stuff.x

  • A new insight into modern medicinal procedures junespoon

  • Hi King. That is what we would like to hear. Especially about the chocolate.

  • Now, now Mavary, Everything in moderation

  • He's ahead of his time, king. Soon they'll all be saying it! :-) :-) Alison

  • He's a new Doc on the block, his thinking's will soon spread Alison

  • Been busy, but eventually got to read this one, up to your usual standard KOTC hope the ribs are getting better, mine ache from giggling

  • That's my problem..I must not laugh katieoxo60

  • very good thanks xx

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