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A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”

“Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?”

“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.…

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Mavary

That's good and I love your picture.

Enjoyed that, mahunamoon.

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rick1

Very funny indeed, just what I needed.

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undine

very good thank you xx

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KingoftheCocktails

Ha Ha Ha

KOTC

Brought a chuckle from me so I had to share it with hubby Joyce

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lol cool

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mustcarryon

I don't know what has happened, this has only just reached me. Anyway, it's brilliant.

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Mocarey

Love it! M x

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