In response to all the recent e-mails about my dog:
Please be advised, I am sick and tired of answering questions about my dog!
Yes, he mauled six people wearing Labour t-shirts, four people wearing Lib-Dem t-shirts, two Tories, nine teenagers with pants hanging past their crack, four charity canvassers, six religious callers and an overcharging taxi driver.
For the last time... The dog is not for sale !!!