Holiday complaints..........KOTC

[KingoftheCocktails]

................I am not a moaner but I do think I have the right to complain.

1 ''I think it should be explaned in the brochure that the local store does not sell

proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.''

2 ''It's lazy of the local shop keepers to close in the afternoond.I often needed to buy things

during 'siesta' time---this should be banned.''

3 ''On my holiday to Goa in India.I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant

served curry.I don't like spicy food at all.''

4 ''I booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told me I had to bring our

swimming costumes and towels.''

5 ''The beach was too sandy.''

6 ''I found that the sand was not like the sand in the brochure.Your brochure shows

the sand as yellow but it was white.''

7 ''Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned.The holiday was ruined as

my wife did not like me spending all day looking at other woman.''

8 ''No-one told us there would be fish in the sea.The children were startled.''

9 ''There was no egg slicer in the apartment.''

10 ''I went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers

as they were all Spanish.''

11 '' The roads were uneven.''

12 ''It took me nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England.It the Americans

only three hours to get home.''

13 ''I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends'

three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.''

14 ''I had to queue outside with no air-conditioning.''

15 ''It is your duty as a tour operator to advise me of noisy or unruly guests before I travel.''

16 ''I was bitten by a mosquito.No-one said they could bite.''

17 ''I booked a twin-bedded room for my daughter and her fiance but they were placed

in a double-bedded room.

I now hold you responsible for the fact that my daughter is pregnant.This would not

have happened if you had put them in the room that I had booked.''

DON'T be afraid to speak up

What were your complaints?

Richard

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