Holiday complaints..........KOTC

................I am not a moaner but I do think I have the right to complain.

1 ''I think it should be explaned in the brochure that the local store does not sell

proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.''

2 ''It's lazy of the local shop keepers to close in the afternoond.I often needed to buy things

during 'siesta' time---this should be banned.''

3 ''On my holiday to Goa in India.I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant

served curry.I don't like spicy food at all.''

4 ''I booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told me I had to bring our

swimming costumes and towels.''

5 ''The beach was too sandy.''

6 ''I found that the sand was not like the sand in the brochure.Your brochure shows

the sand as yellow but it was white.''

7 ''Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned.The holiday was ruined as

my wife did not like me spending all day looking at other woman.''

8 ''No-one told us there would be fish in the sea.The children were startled.''

9 ''There was no egg slicer in the apartment.''

10 ''I went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers

as they were all Spanish.''

11 '' The roads were uneven.''

12 ''It took me nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England.It the Americans

only three hours to get home.''

13 ''I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends'

three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.''

14 ''I had to queue outside with no air-conditioning.''

15 ''It is your duty as a tour operator to advise me of noisy or unruly guests before I travel.''

16 ''I was bitten by a mosquito.No-one said they could bite.''

17 ''I booked a twin-bedded room for my daughter and her fiance but they were placed

in a double-bedded room.

I now hold you responsible for the fact that my daughter is pregnant.This would not

have happened if you had put them in the room that I had booked.''

DON'T be afraid to speak up

What were your complaints?

Richard

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  • Twin bedded room is no way of getting grandchildren :D

  • Closer together in a single Eh ?

  • Classic :-)

    Are they real or did you (or someone else) make them up?

  • Let's just say 'I have a good imagination'!

    KOTC

  • The mosquito certainly brought back memories of a holiday in Corfu. My son and daughter counted 70 bites on me and we were only 3 days into a 2 week holiday.

    Every bite blistered and oosed gunk. By the end of the holiday I was a gruesome site and people were giving me a very wide birth. There was some filthy standing water around in places and I think the mosies were extra potent because of this.

    It seemed they loved my blood as the rest of my family escaped pretty much unscathed.

  • Probably liked the beer in your blood!

  • I think you mean the little bit of blood that was left in my beer. Ha HA

  • You should know!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Did you forget about them being so ignorant they spoke in a foreign language?? Ha Ha xx

  • But I speak fluent Corfu'n mosquito, but they just would'nt listen. The room was splatted with thier remains after I declared war on the little beasty's.

    If only they had understood. Iv'e been to other Greek Islands and never had a problem like that before.

  • I bet you spoke more than Corfu'n mosquito!

  • Completely passed my mind

  • Complain about no holidays :-)

  • Same here

  • now king even with my peanut brain I know mosquito bites.

    what are roads like in England just as bad as the Spanish ones.

    im sorry there was no egg slicer remember to take one next time.

  • I can't be expected to remember everything

  • also as with the egg slicer take your custards cream and gingernuts.

    I have just started complaing aout things now I am 70.

    king I think you beat me in complaing,

    but I had a jolly good laugh and so did hubby.

    jan

  • Me complain? Only when I think it is justified

  • also as with the egg slicer take your custards cream and gingernuts.

    I have just started complaing aout things now I am 70.

    king I think you beat me in complaing,

    but I had a jolly good laugh and so did hubby.

    jan

  • Why should I be expected to remember everything?

  • also as with the egg slicer take your custards cream and gingernuts.

    I have just started complaining about things now I am 70.

    king I think you beat me in complaining,

    but I had a jolly good laugh and so did hubby.

    jan

  • What is your favorite tipple?

  • also as with the egg slicer take your custards cream and gingernuts.

    I have just started complaining about things now I am 70.

    king I think you beat me in complaining,

    but I had a jolly good laugh and so did hubby.

    jan

  • Have you had quadruplesEh?

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