The cajun and the caves.

[eightyplus]

jimmyw123 with my apologies for another version. Mine is naughty.

Two Indians and a Cajun were walking in the

desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the

Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth

of a small cave. He hollered into the cave,

"Wooooo! Wooooo!Woooooo!" and then listened

until he heard the answer......."Wooooo! Wooooo!

Wooooo!" He then proceeded to tear his clothes

off and run into the cave.

The Cajun was puzzled and asked the other

Indian what that was all about, was the Indian

crazy or something? "No," said the other Indian.

"It is mating time for us Indians and when you

see a cave and holler "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!",

and get an answer back it means that she is in

there waiting to mate with you."

Just about then, this Indian saw another cave.

He took off and ran up to the cave and hollered,

"Woooo! Woooo! Wooooo!" When he heard the return

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!", off came his clothes

and into the cave he went.

Well, the Cajun started thinking about all of

this and decided to find a cave for himself so

off he went running around the desert searching.

All of a sudden, he looked up and saw a great

big cave. As he looked in amazement, he was

thinking, "Mon Amie! Look at zee size of dat

cave. Maybe, it's beegerr den de ones dat dose

Indi-ons found. Der mus be sometin' really great

in dis here cave hole!"

Well, he took off up the hill at a super fast

speed with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur. He

got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooo!

Wooooo! Wooooo!" as loud as he could. He was

just tickled all over when he heard the

answering call of "WOOOOO! WOOOOO! WOOOOO!"

Off came his clothes and, with a huge smile on

his face, he raced into the cave.....

The next day in the newspaper, the headline

read.......

"NAKED CAJUN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN!"

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love it

[Plumbob]

[Nikkers]

Lol, very good. Another one to pass around. X

[Ohtwo]

Loved it, keep them comingx

Kindest

GJ

[undine]

very good thank you xx

[jimmyw123]

hi alan, just seen this one, i must have missed it brilliant ha ha,,

keep em coming,, its hard to get clean jokes , but you got to have a sense of humour, [you have anyway so have i ]

jimmy 123 oops a daisy

[eightyplus in reply to jimmyw123]

Hi Jimmy, you're quite right, clean jokes are hard to find. At the end of the day a little play with words can usually clean up the majority of what can be found on the internet. Then all I have to do is post the end result and hope that I bring a smile to somebodies face.

[jimmyw123 in reply to eightyplus]

you've got in a oner alan, a wee play with words its impossible to get them squeaky clean, but after all its just a laugh, their never meant to offend, and if they have offended anyone,, well tough luck at least we keep to reasonable bounds,, just keep them coming ,, all the very best, hope your keeping well,,,jimmy