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All part of life's rich pattern

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Just been out for a morning walk ad I passed a farmer tying a big bell round the neck of a cow. " Why do you put bells on cows"? I said.

He looked at me like a stupid townie and spoke very slowly and carefully . "Because the horns don't work ", he said.

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Finvola

😂😂😂

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Paulbounce

Sounds like a load of bull to me.

Paul

PS - sorry admin. I'll try not to answer any joke posts again. No promises though ;-)

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BobDVolunteer in reply to Paulbounce

Jokes don't worry me Paul.

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CDreamer

👏😂

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Ochg

🤗 brilliant 👍

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mrgwair567

🤣😂

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Fibber222

A farmer with a sense of humour!

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KMRobbo

🤣🤣

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Cha275rL

Good one lol 😆

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Dollcollector

Ha ha 😂 🤣

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BillCook

I don't believe your tail.....

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BillCook in reply to BillCook

Pull the udder one

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BillCook in reply to BillCook

Sorry, I guess I'm just milking it now.....

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Ianc2

Come along now. This site is subscribed to by the cream of the medical profession . I think you are just trying to butter them up.

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