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Positive Wellbeing During Self-Isolation

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Being as most of us had no one, or too few to pull Christmas crackers, thought we could pull them here. Party hats are virtual 😁

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How do you console an English Teacher?

There, their, they're. .

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I'm getting bored of hearing these Olympic athletes say .. 'how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made.' What do they want a medal?

Just went into a shop and said: "Can I pay by card?" He said: "No problem, what card do you have?"

I said: "The ace of spades!"

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Just finished reading a book called 'Fear of Sunlight' ...

by Gladys Knight. .

As I get older, I think of all the people I've lost along the way...

Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me?

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I finally caught the person at work who has been stealing my beetroot ....

caught him red handed.

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I saw Diana Ross trying to push in at the queue at Tesco and I said to her: "You can’t hurry love you just have to wait". .

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I turned down a job where I would be paid in vegetables.

The celery was unacceptable. .

I was disappointed that I only got a rucksack for Christmas;

but I’ve put it behind me now. .

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.I think that men who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick.

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thara9643

nice

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Marnie22

🧑🌸

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Activity2004

The two songs as jokes are my favorites! The celery comes in after them!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆπŸ₯¬

The Gladys Knight one was πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

I heard this one and it reminded me of your jokes Barry-

A linguistics professors said, "In English, a double negative can form a positive. But in some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative."

A voice pipes up from the back of the class:

"Yeah right"

πŸ˜ƒ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

🀣 very good, hope you are well and happy Jasmin 😘

β€’ in reply toBazzak

I hope I'm Jasmin too or I'm in the wrong body πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚

Enjoy your day Barrington ❀️

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Yes sorry the Pilker pilks againπŸ™‰πŸ˜˜

β€’ in reply toBazzak

Never apologize for your pilky pilks, Pilker 😊

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Marnie22β€’ in reply to

LOL ☺🌸

β€’ in reply toBazzak

Omg Barry has a face!!!!! Alert the press!!! πŸ˜†πŸ€©

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Shssssss

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I will not shush! This is a grand day indeed! πŸ˜†

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

They won't notice !!!shssss

β€’ in reply toBazzak

I'm sure they already have and all the girls are busy photoshopping you onto various Bazzak Enterprise product this very moment πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

God,I never thought abou that !!πŸ™‰πŸ™‰

β€’ in reply toBazzak

Really?! Oh Baz, you're slipping πŸ˜‚ That was my FIRST thought 🀣

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

🀣🀣tell you now they will no see it if you keep quiet 😘😁

β€’ in reply toBazzak

Well maybe I kinda want them to... And who knows? It might help your business! πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Shsss😘

β€’ in reply toBazzak

Fiiiiine I'll shhh 😁 It's my New Years gift to you. Don't say I never got you nothin' πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

😁😁😁😁😘

β€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

It's quite funny how you can have two lots of conversations going on and never the twain will meet 😁😁😘

β€’ in reply toBazzak

We're delightfully complex like that πŸ˜‰

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

And

😊
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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜˜

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

yes I admire both of you equality πŸ’œβ€οΈ

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Do you really think I didn't notice???πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

What ?😘😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

The picture. Put me off me hot chocolate it didπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Got my eye on you nowπŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Perche?πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

perchΓ© la bellezza Γ¨ negli occhi di chi guardaπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Oh Baz CaroπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Actually that photo is a bit disturbingπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ™„ sorry

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Only joking luv πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Told you I look 43 😊😊😘😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Yeah and I look 23πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Well I'm sure to do πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Actually my hairdresser told me I don't look 60. I know I don't. Cos I'm not😁😘

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

😁 well my barber won't give me the pensioner price πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•β™₯️😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Off to sleep in a min will be awake at 4 πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Ok I can take the hint😘😘😘β™₯οΈπŸ’•

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Hb2003β€’ in reply to

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Sorry Jas, I pilkered my reply 😊xx

β€’ in reply toBazzak

No worries Baz, I knew what you meant 😊

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

πŸ’•πŸ™‚

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Marnie22β€’ in reply to

That's a good one! A great joke for me because my degree is in English language and literature and I studied linguistics as part of it - plus I took Russian at school! πŸ˜€πŸŒΈ

β€’ in reply toMarnie22

My degree is in English too!!! πŸ˜† But I took Spanish instead of Russian πŸ˜… No wonder you're so cool ❀️

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Marnie22β€’ in reply to

Thank you. I have never been called 'cool' before. I shall treasure your remark. πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

β€’ in reply toMarnie22

HOW?! You are freakin' rad. Truly. I'm honored to be the one to finally tell you this ❀️

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Marnie22β€’ in reply to

Thank you. I am not sure whether to take that seriously or to persuade you to see a therapist! πŸ˜€πŸŒΈ But I shall choose the former!Actually, I had a teenage student say to me once that I couldn't be a teacher because I was too weird! I took it as a compliment!

β€’ in reply toMarnie22

I've actually been told by my therapist that I am her best patient because (despite my best efforts) I'm perfectly normal πŸ˜‚ So there you have it- a professional opinion. You gotta take me seriously now!

I've been called weird too. And bizarre. And strange. 😊 I wear it all as a badge of honor. All of us English folks are odd little ducks. But I wouldn't have it any other way ❀️

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Well I think you are lovely !x

β€’ in reply toBazzak

Awwww thank you, and right back at ya! You can be so sweet sometimes 😊❀️

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply to

Occasionally😊🐰

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

She did say sometimes!!😘😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

I hope you're not daring to correct me😘😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

No Miss, sometimes and occasionally Are synonyms aren't they πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

I suppose so😘😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Did you really agree with me !!! I feel faint😳😘😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Yes I suppose I did 😘😘😘

β€’ in reply toMadBunny

I was waiting to see how long it would take you to chime in πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ We can always count on you to keep him grounded

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply to

You can always rely on meπŸ‘I'm usually pretty good at keeping him under control😊🐰

β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Too true πŸ˜‚

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply to

Had plenty of practiceπŸ˜‚πŸ°

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Are you lurking around waiting for opportunities to practice your charm on unsuspecting victims 😘😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

No, I was all tucked up ready to go to sleep, now I've poured myself another glass of red!😁😘😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Me too- tucked up that is 😘😘😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Wine in bed? Che decadenteπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Wait till I attack the profiteroles😊😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Don't get the chocolate sauce everywhere😘😘😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

There's all kinds of thoughts running through my mind which I won't post.....😘😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Youve got me wanting some nowπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Never tried profiteroles in bed before.....πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

There's always a first time for everything πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

MmmmmπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•β™₯️

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

A versatile dessert, profiterolesπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

These are Waitrose hazelnut chocolate mmmmmπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Oh don't it's too much for me to cope withπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•β™₯️

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

They actually go very nice with malbecπŸ·πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Stop it!!!!πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Carry on like this and I'll have to raid the box of chocolates πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

😁😁😁I do love our conversations πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Me too πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Too late- I've caved in. Raisins soaked in AmarettoπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

And coated in chocolateπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

So, you give in easy to temptation young lady πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Depends on who's doing the temptingπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

And what's on offer.πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I can't answer that, it reminds me of.... the name slips my mind πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

I'll just have to use my imagination themπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

You are such a bad influence on me. But I love it πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•β™₯️

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

I don't think I'll be able to look at a box of profiteroles in the same way again 😁😘

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

🀣🀣🀣 I think I may have the dame problemπŸ˜‰πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

😁😁btw do you like chocolate eclairsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Yes not had one for ages thoughπŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ€£πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Virtual for you Hiba

πŸ˜˜πŸ’•
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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Looks very yummy

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

I thought of you when I posted it, and can you converse in Russian ??, surely not πŸ€”πŸ˜˜

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

It was about 400 years ago! πŸ˜€πŸŒΈ

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springcross

😁😁

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MadBunny

Buona Sera. Ricorda- tirare un cracker con te in qualsiasi momento πŸ’•πŸ˜˜

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

potresti sempre essere il cracker sul mio braccio, signorina πŸ€—πŸ˜˜

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MadBunny

Non lo solo gia ?πŸ˜ͺ😘

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

l'unico che voglio tirareπŸ€—πŸ˜˜

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Adesso sono confusoπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜˜

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Non io sono gia?

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

sì, naturalmente 😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

😘😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Pilko italiano 😊😘😘

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MadBunny

Shhh🀫non in pubblico😘😘

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Please can I have the English versions so I know what I'm laughing at πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply to

Google translate will do the trick- unless one of us makes a mistake😊🐰

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Narwhal10

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ loved the pic. 😘

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toNarwhal10

😁 hope you and yours are well Charlie😘😘

Hi Baz very good I needed cheering up I had a great day yesterday as in park about 2 hours in the sun taking photos I just put one on of me and pixie at the table with turkey😸 x

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Will take a look, you have a good rest 😘

β€’ in reply toBazzak

I've got you a present have a look at my pixie post too from yesterday there's a funny one when you read first reply maby easier to find by going in my profile posts x

I walked I on him just cought him in time before he eat our tea lol he gets more like you each day do naughty 😁

Pixie thief
Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Yes I've been caught doing that😁

β€’ in reply toBazzak

Luv pixie x

Present off pixie
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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

I have a few of them πŸ€—πŸ€—

β€’ in reply toBazzak

I dare you to slip the odd one in on your next jokes lol

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

We will see 😁 but it would have to be the reader's imagination otherwise I'm banned!!πŸ€—

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Don't you dare😘😘

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Uuuurrrrgggghhhh......🀭🌸

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MadBunny

So that's what was rummaging through my bags 😊😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits

Think you may have to edit again before Jerry does 😁

β€’ in reply toBazzak

It's gone lol good night have fun check my pixie posts out sometime from yesterday there's only 2 so far you not seen πŸ†πŸ’›πŸŒŸπŸ›Œxx

Pixie hugs a tree in park yesterday,like his mummy lol not sure if you saw that post I did it was ages ago

Pixie hugs a tree bless him

Some real crackers Bazzak!πŸ‘

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

🀣🀣 very good xx

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits

I thought of you when pulling crackers the jokes sooooooo bad

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toCraftyperson

😁😁 yes, I think its about time I retired gracefully πŸ€”πŸ˜Šxx

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CraftypersonReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Oh no you can't stop!!

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toCraftyperson

😊😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

You retire gracefully?- maiπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Probably not πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Good because I need A dose if you’re humor every single day πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜… gosh I feel Shaky but I am fine πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Better than what I experienced yesterday

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Good to hear you're feeling better.Stomach problems are not good and they can leave you feeling exhausted xx🐰

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

That is true ❀️

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Since drawing a watch on my wrist with a ballpoint pen,I've been living on biroed time.

πŸ˜‘xx

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

What does that mean Bazzak ? . You should watch something fun or entertaining are you alright ? ❀️❀️

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

😊😘

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

I don’t know πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ tell me

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

I guess I have to find out myself 🀣🀣🀣

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

YesπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’•

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Uggh great 😫 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Is it a type of pen πŸ–ŠπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Yes, you don't have biros in the US ?πŸ€”

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

We do we call them ball point pens πŸ–Š

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

we do have them I was just confused I am sorry about that

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

I confuse lots of people Hiba πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ You don’t you make people laugh of course ☺️ Your not confusing i promise β€οΈπŸ‘πŸ»

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Im just sitting here in my high viz vest reflecting on things...πŸ€”πŸ™‚

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

are you In a happy mood today Bazzak ? I hope so πŸ˜„ .

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

I'm always in a happy mood HibaπŸ™‚

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Good 😌❀️❀️

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

You are relentless darling😘😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I have a bad dad Christmas card but I think you will get it πŸ€”πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Wot you on about?You been on the sherryπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

My Christmas card do you get it ???πŸ€—

πŸ’•πŸ’•
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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

That is awfulπŸ₯΄πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Yes, can't argue with you πŸ™„πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Clever though.I don't mind admitting I had to think about it πŸ₯΄πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Do you like italian food ?

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

I've got to be careful what I say here........yes very much.Now sit back and wait for it..........πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I will type it out later I have just seen a word obscured on the side that is offensive doh πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Oh Baz what are you like darling. Is it all getting a bit too much for you πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ITALIAN CHEF THAT DIED.

He pasta away. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history here today, gone tomato. It's so sad that he ran out of thyme. For no other reason except the fact I looked up to him, I'd like to send olive my love to his family. He's wife is so upset cheese taking it very hard.

I can't espresso how much I feel for her at this difficult time. You never mortadella such a tragic thing. It's such a shame when people die fusilli reasons. Who would have thought that at such a young age he'd be gnocchi on heavens door ? In the end it was a farfal from grace. The funeral service will be held by

Paster Carbonara

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Cannoli- yum!πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I just liked the play on words πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•I'm partial Carbonara 😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Me too. Have you had cannoli?πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

No always wanted to, but wasn't allowed πŸ™‰πŸ™„πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

I shouldn't really but we've got a little Sicilian cafe in town and if I go in for a coffee well you've just got to haven't you?They also do lovely arancini- worth trying if you haven't already.If you like rice. πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I make a mean sausage canneloni πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Ooh...I make a mean carbonara but not good if you're watching your cholesterolπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

If you like italian food, as we do, not much of it is good for your cholesterol 😁 πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Well not the way I make it😊 The food I have when in Italy is generally healthier. All this talk of Italian food is making me realise how much I missed it this year

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I love all that! Where abouts in italy do you usually go ?, I've been to quite a few places there, but did love Sorrento and also Sicily πŸ’•

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Lake Garda.Garda town itself. I love Sorrento and the Amalfi coast but haven't been there for years. And I adore Verona (apart from the naff Romeo and Juliet stuff though)Never been to Sicily. I wanted to go to Florence this Autumn but it wasn't to beπŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Have you had farinata? πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Yes I had that in Sardinia,very nice xx

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

I had it in a tiny local cafe just north of La Spezia in Liguria. Tried to make it back home - total disaster! πŸ˜„πŸŒΈ

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

What is it? Never heard of it.Havent seen it so I assume it's a Sardinian speciality?

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

It's like a chickpea flat bread if I remember

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Ah.

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Yes, it is. It's an unleavened pancake/bread made of chickpea flour. When I had it it was cooked in a massive pizza oven. Yum! πŸ˜‹πŸŒΈ

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Does sound yummy. I can't ever recall seeing it on a menu though. If and when I get back there I'll have to have a look😊🐰

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toMadBunny

There's a local cafe (not Italian) that I used to have it on the menu, but I haven't tried it. πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

GROAN! 😁🌸

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Bad wasn't it. Although quite clever.

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Like Bazzak then....... πŸ˜‰πŸŒΈ

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Bad or clever?

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I am here ladies πŸ€—

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

I assumed that. Why do you think I said it😘😘😘

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Yay your back 😊

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Don't encourage him Hiba😊🐰🐰

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Whyyyy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Because he'll start making silly comments again😊🐰

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

I love silly ness πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Both. And yes, Bazzak, I know you're there. 😊🌸

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Not sure about the clever bit. Of course we know he's there . We've got built in Pilker detectors😊🐰

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Wait until he comes out a silliness extravaganza

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Maybe it's a bit too late for it tonight😊🐰

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Your right πŸ˜‚

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

just tell me already 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toHb2003

Which letter is missing? πŸ€”πŸŒΈ

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMarnie22

I don’t know πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toHb2003

Go through the alphabet. There is no ........? πŸ™ƒπŸŒΈ

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMarnie22

L !!

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toHb2003

YAY! NO 'l' = Noel! πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMarnie22

Oh now I get it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toHb2003

Never expect a teacher to do anything other than make you work out the answer yourself! πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMarnie22

lol πŸ˜‚

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toHb2003

Once a teacher, always a teacher! 😊🌸

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMarnie22

That is true πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ Please punish me πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

change that face turn it into a smiley face 😊

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

DEFINITELY not. ☺🌸

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Big_Dee

Hello Bazzak

The Patrick was great :) :)

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toBig_Dee

Hello Big_Dee, hope you and your loved ones had a good Christmas xx

Big_Dee profile image
Big_Deeβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Hello Bazzak

You too and have a Happy New Year.

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003

Good morning thanks for a laugh ❀️

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

You ok Hiba 😘

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

I am ok I was super sick yesterday I feel good but my stomach hurts

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Sorry to hear that, hope you feel better soon xx

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

I hope so too I feel better now ❀️❀️

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AndrewT

Oh Bazzak,

These Jokes ARE the 'Pits'.... Don't EVER STOP 'sending' them, not EVER. 😁😁😁🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣😊😊😊😊.

AndrewT

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toAndrewT

πŸ˜πŸ€—

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RLN-overcomer

LOL @ the Diana Ross one, and the Beetroot one :) . Happy Holidays, and Happy 2021 :)

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Hb2003

the beet root joke is hilarious I love beets πŸ˜„β€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Hb2003

We shall call you the pickler from now πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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