The two songs as jokes are my favorites! The celery comes in after them!ππππ₯¬
The Gladys Knight one was ππ
I heard this one and it reminded me of your jokes Barry-
A linguistics professors said, "In English, a double negative can form a positive. But in some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative."
That's a good one! A great joke for me because my degree is in English language and literature and I studied linguistics as part of it - plus I took Russian at school! ππΈ
Thank you. I am not sure whether to take that seriously or to persuade you to see a therapist! ππΈ But I shall choose the former!Actually, I had a teenage student say to me once that I couldn't be a teacher because I was too weird! I took it as a compliment!
I've actually been told by my therapist that I am her best patient because (despite my best efforts) I'm perfectly normal π So there you have it- a professional opinion. You gotta take me seriously now!
I've been called weird too. And bizarre. And strange. π I wear it all as a badge of honor. All of us English folks are odd little ducks. But I wouldn't have it any other way β€οΈ
Hi Baz very good I needed cheering up I had a great day yesterday as in park about 2 hours in the sun taking photos I just put one on of me and pixie at the table with turkeyπΈ x
I've got you a present have a look at my pixie post too from yesterday there's a funny one when you read first reply maby easier to find by going in my profile posts x
I walked I on him just cought him in time before he eat our tea lol he gets more like you each day do naughty π
Good because I need A dose if youβre humor every single day ππ gosh I feel Shaky but I am fine ππ Better than what I experienced yesterday
He pasta away. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history here today, gone tomato. It's so sad that he ran out of thyme. For no other reason except the fact I looked up to him, I'd like to send olive my love to his family. He's wife is so upset cheese taking it very hard.
I can't espresso how much I feel for her at this difficult time. You never mortadella such a tragic thing. It's such a shame when people die fusilli reasons. Who would have thought that at such a young age he'd be gnocchi on heavens door ? In the end it was a farfal from grace. The funeral service will be held by
I shouldn't really but we've got a little Sicilian cafe in town and if I go in for a coffee well you've just got to haven't you?They also do lovely arancini- worth trying if you haven't already.If you like rice. πππ
Well not the way I make itπ The food I have when in Italy is generally healthier. All this talk of Italian food is making me realise how much I missed it this year
Lake Garda.Garda town itself. I love Sorrento and the Amalfi coast but haven't been there for years. And I adore Verona (apart from the naff Romeo and Juliet stuff though)Never been to Sicily. I wanted to go to Florence this Autumn but it wasn't to beππ
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