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Hope you are all well this Saturday morning πŸ™‚x

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Why do Dasher & Dancer enjoy coffee so much?

Because they are Santa's star bucks..

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.The king of Spain has abdicated.

Another Juan bites the dust

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.An earwig gets signed for his first professional football contract. When he goes in to the dressing room before his first game, he sees he's got the number 0 on his shirt.

Understandably, he objects and asks the manager why he can't have a normal number like everyone else.

The manager tells him he gave him that number because the fans are already singing about him, and to prove it, he takes the earwig for a walk up the tunnel. As they near the pitch, they can here the crowd:

"Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O..."..

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Extracts from letters written by council tenants:

1. It's the dog’s mess that I find hard to swallow.

2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.

6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.

11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.

12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

13. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.

15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6amhis cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

16.. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.

18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife..

20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.

21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.

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LOL😁good morning Baz very funny, you didn't read the book I sent you then!!!😁

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Don't be a cheeky minx 😊

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Pixie did a simulator pose of you but out of respect to pixie I can't post it out, he has the excuse of been a animal to behave that way so your off the hook this time πŸ€«πŸ†xx

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☺😘

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Refering to the chicken dinner you mentioned last night was it chicken legs lol 😁😁

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Yes, I like a bit of thigh 😊😊

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your not a breast man then🀫I saw a manky scruffy looking stray cat outside rummaging through the bin I decided to take it in and call it BAZZAK 😁xx

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I'm still getting replies from my post yesterday bazzak chick legs there agreeing with me lol thought that post had gone too far back hope you have a good day maby catch you later πŸ˜ŠπŸ†x

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply to

I wonder why? Manky being the key word lol.

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πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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Ref to book I sent him check pixie pants post lol πŸ˜ŠπŸ†

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πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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Father TedπŸ˜‚love them, sorry about the result today weren't watching but see the score!! xx

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Knew it was going to happen!!, we should have been 4 nil up at halftime.πŸ˜’ it's only a game 😊😘

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It's a funny old game, a win for us tomorrow would certainly give us a boost that's badly needed 🀞xx

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Really hope you do, I will be rooting for you 😘

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Bit subdued this evening, they did it again, losses for you, me and Mad BunnyπŸ€·β€β™€οΈtake care of you and yours xx

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It's only a game darling, there are more things to worry or get happy about in life.πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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This is true! Think we should all give up on the men and start following the ladiesπŸ˜‚

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??? I'm a man !! Oh football πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜˜

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

I love soccer

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Then support West Ham !! ( nice coloursπŸ™‚) xx

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Ooh 😲

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My dad was a professional for them in 1930 at 17 and got banned for life!! πŸ™‰πŸ˜

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Nooo 😭

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Not West Ham he meant Arsenal (red and white) beautiful stadium, lovely supporters

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Very handsome players😍

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Would I be talking about anything other than football? xx

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Hmm πŸ€” good question πŸ˜‚

Can't beat the public at large Bazzak! So funny!

We are fine here and decided to make today a date with tom cruise watching his films throughout the day and having lots of cups of hot tea as well and cocoa.

How's kitty getting on? Baby is well and looking forward to her Christmas presents.

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Hi that reminds me of something my mam said when on Holliday she said on the phone were going to the hotel now Tom cruise I said what Tom cruise is waiting for you in the hotel lol she meant going on cruise tomorror 😁xx

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I've had a few emails with these on but they never cease to make me laugh out loud. Thanks Bazzak. x

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Good morning Pilk( well afternoon as I've only just read these. The council ones are hilarious. I love it when people try to be formal with their complaints and it all goes wrong😁Love the cooker knob oneπŸ˜‚ Hubby's reaction to the earwig joke-' oh my gawd'Hope you're having a good day. The weather here is nice and sunny.

Have a good weekend 😘🐰

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Hi and good morning, Barry!πŸ˜€πŸ‘

My favorite joke was the one with Santa and Starbucks!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆβ˜•οΈ

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πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ very funny Pepe Le Pilker. Can’t beat a bit of Father Ted. Hope you are fan-dabby-dozzy. 😘

Just darn brilliant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Look’s for TYPO’S!!!πŸ‘€

Just sooo funny πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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makemepainfree

Bazzak in what part of the world. Are. You

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Westminster London πŸ™‚x

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Doctor who fan ? 😁

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Of course 😁xx

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

YAY

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From the roughest side of town to the poshest πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx

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Very trueπŸ™‚

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Question is.. Which is best? There's only one way to find out FIGHT as Harry Hill would say πŸ˜‚xx

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😁 I wouldn't want to live from where I was brought up now Then, all doors were open in the daytime and at night the door keys were hanging on a piece of string in the letter boxes. No muggings, stabbings or stealing, probably because nobody had much😊. Now, I occasionally take a trip back there, for memory sake, but it's really no a nice place.πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜˜

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I often go over that way for a get together with my son in laws parents(not this year though) the amount of huge building sites really are a sickening sight😱it's sad the way things are changing, next in line for the wrecking ball in this area is Holloway prison! xx

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