My mateβs Daschund swallowed a huge rubber ball and has run away. The vet says his dog might be poorly for a while but will soon bounce back.
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.John Lennon International Airport has gone into a full lockdown and all passengers and staff are in quarantine. Imagine ... all the people
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A guy bought a Volvo from Neil Diamond on eBay. Swede car online.
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.just saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbitβs feet. I thought: βWell heβs pushing his luck.β
.Breaking news
Nelly the elephant has just tested positive for covid. When asked where she got it from, she replied; "Trump, Trump, Trump" !
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.Fun fact: Australiaβs biggest export is boomerangs. Itβs also their biggest import.
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My wife tells me I have two major faults, I donβt listen - and something else.
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Just had a text from my mate. It said: βMy girlfriend just couldnβt accept my obsession with horoscopes. In the end it Taurus apart.β
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My mateβs wife knows absolutely nothing about football. He asked her if she rated George Best and she said she preferred Zippy and Bungle..
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My mate always used to say: βNever be too quick to find faults.β Lovely bloke, terrible geologist.
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A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts. I canβt believe itβs not better.
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Give a man a shirt, and heβll wear it once. Tell a man he looks good in it, and heβll wear it for a lifetime.
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Hidden 4 years ago
Fabulously funny Bazzak. A real tonic!π€£π€£
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Bazzak Reading Rabbits in reply to Hidden 4 years ago πx hope you are safe and well xx
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Hidden in reply to Bazzak 4 years ago I am well Bazzak and your jokes help enormously! Thanks for asking and I hope you too are remaining safe and well! π
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Keep 'em coming, Bazzak! They really brighten my day!!
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Thank you my dear! You are a ray of sunshine on this 'orrible, gloomy day xx
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Hope life is treating well Laurie xx
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I am ok, thank you π How are the new restrictions going to affect you Barry? Xx
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I really don't know Laurie, my daughter relies on me to pick up Frank for school and take him home after his tea. I think I will have to just be careful and take a chance π
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Mmm thatβs what I was thinking about! You absolutely must take care and be as safe as possible π€π»ππ xx
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I love these, so funny!π€£π
I particularly like the elephant joke!
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Cheers me up every time!π€£π€£π€£
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Very funny and cheered me up today! Thank you!ππππ
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ππ€£ thanks Bazzak - great jokes
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Brilliant!!! Love the shirt one. Sadly only too familiarπ
Hope you're keeping well xx
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I can honestly say, Bazzak, that you do a most wonderful job of lifting our spirits. You do more good than you know.Bless you for your kind efforts in raising many smiles.
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Bless you for the lovely reply πx
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Hidden in reply to Aquinas 4 years ago Couldn't agree with you more Aquinas always read Bazzaks posts even when I'm really down he cheers me up xx
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π€£π cheered me up !! Thank you xx
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Bazzak Reading Rabbits in reply to Hidden 4 years ago ππxx
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Thank you Barry for the above, as always a laugh is the best tonic.
Best wishes T & C
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Some good ones there
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πππ Where do you get these from! Gave me a good chuckle, thanks. x
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Only just got to read these....
Very good, several are hilarious- I will leave you to guess my favourite! Hope all is well at Chez Bazzak!
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I know which one, I just don't know how I can trump it. ! ππππxx
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You win first prize! βΊπΈ
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Oh Bazzak, they are good ones π
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Hope you are well Smiler π
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All good here thanks. I hope you are too?
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I was LOL thinking how long it took me to get a flip cellphone , and then 4 years ago an android phone . I finally purchased this computer because it was the closest brand to the one I learned on from classes I took 7 years ago . I think I would have lost my mind during this Covid-19 pandemic if I didn't have my tech devices, including my tablet, that now needs a new battery. Thank GOD I found it on Amazon. I am still smiling from the Covid-19 elephant trump joke . Thank you for bringing us joy. I pray you too will have a generous return on the laughter you bring others. Amen!
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Thank you for the kind words, ππ
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