They were Goodyears
I told my doctor I have a problem with my left ear.
"Are you sure ?"
"Yes I'm definite"
My wife, " your stomach should be flat"
Me, " it is, but the L is silent"
My wife, " I have blisters on my hands from the broom"
Me, " next time take the car silly"
"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."
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🤣😂 very good 👍😊🌈
Brilliant 😂
They did make me giggle. 😁🌈
🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant, thanks for cheering me up. x
Ha ha 😊
Really great one!😀👍🌈
Brilliant,keep them coming 😂😂
Good morning Barry
Brilliant, thank you 😊.
Now ready for whatever is thrown at me today.
Have a great long weekend mate, take your umbrella with you if you intend to venture out.
Best wishes to you and your family, Tim.
Good evening Tim, you have probably hit the sack by now 🙂.Hope you and yours are well, I might try a walk tomorrow, weather permitting with union jack umbrella the grandson made me buy!!🙂.
Stay safe mate xx
Short funny, and to the point LOL 
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Christmas Day on another day.
Banish the dishwasher week