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CHRISTMAS JOKES

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One of Santa's Helpers, gets himself, into some 'Trouble' financially. Since this wasn't really 'His Fault', they other Members, of Santa's Staff, decide to 'Set Up' a Crowd Funding Page. It is going to be called 'The National 'Elf'!

Think that's bad.....Good King Wenslasslass (or however it's spelt, anyone actually know?) phones his local Take Away Pizza shop. "A Pizza please" he asks "Certainly Sir" comes the reply "Your 'Normal' one- Deep Pan, Crisp And Even....!

Come on Everyone, it's almost December, let's start the Christmas Jokes!!!!

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Love 'em. Any more?

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Yes, there Will be, I promise but NOT until December.....Patience is a Virtue, Virtue is a Grace, Grace is a Little Girl who wouldn't Wash her Face!

Be 'In Touch' soon.

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A Little girl, about four or five, goes to see Santa. "Ho, Ho Ho" says Jolly Father Christmas "and what do YOU want, for Christmas?" To which, the child replies incredulously "Didn't you get my 'email!"

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