A friend just sent these to me. Covid19 pickup lines. Hilarious!!
On a Lighter Note...: A friend just sent these to... - LUPUS UK
On a Lighter Note...
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This is hilarious! My favorite “You can’t spell quarantine....” 😂🤣😂 Dying.
I have a game. Let’s try to come up with our own and see what we get. I know y’all are a creative bunch!
in reply to Jmiller623
Can I claim these? I’m not witty at all. 😆
And my favorite was the same as yours. 👍
(Yes, I’d like to see what everyone comes up with.)
in reply to Jmiller623
How about ‘If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me... in 12 weeks?’
Jmiller623 in reply to
Wanna take a ride with me.....in my ambulance?
in reply to Jmiller623
Ha, ha!!! Ok, we are on a ROLL!
Jmiller623 in reply to
Giiiirl you are so fine, I’d rate you higher than a 10.....I’d give you a 19, COVID19.
Okay I’m done.
in reply to Jmiller623
Who knew you are so hilarious!! Can we hang out? (At a socially exceptable distance?) Not meant to be one of the jokes. But you seriously are a hoot!
Jmiller623 in reply to
I will not lie. I am quite stoic as a doctor. I earned the name Oxy nazi bc I refused to hand out pain meds to drug seekers when I worked inpatient floors. I keep a very serious face and manner. I need to in order to earn respect from colleagues esp men. I scare them too so I’ve been doing something right.
But outside of work I’m an aloof goof. Def Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde scenario.
in reply to Jmiller623
Love it!
And I have worked a little with the homeless, so thank you for not dispensing Oxy like candy. So many of the homeless I’ve encountered started by being over prescribed after, say, a broken arm skateboarding, etc., and now are hooked. Our local police said this is actually a problem for most our local homeless population. I can totally understand the need to keep a serious demeanor in your line of work, esp being a doctor.
eekt in reply to
🤣🤣🤣 xxx
'You're a carry out'...ok, that's Scots one and it needs explanation....some Scottish men gauge available women in a bar by the number of pints drunk to consider seduction eg 'six pinter', 'ten pinter' ad nauseum...now that bars are closed, alcohol is only available from stores (off-licenses are allowed to stay open as providing 'essential necessities' 😆 ...it's Scotland)..sooo a 'carry out' is purchase of alcohol from premises licensed to sell it for consumption off the premises...………...well, guess I need a drink after that dull recitation of law...cheers! 
xxx
in reply to eekt
I get it and I think it’s funny. 😆
How about, ‘You are SO hot it makes me breathless.! You give me fever!’
in reply to Spotty-ewe
Yes! Great one. Is a comedic sense of humor a symptom of connective tissue disease? Because this group is totally on point! We should start a comedy troupe. Make it so large that when 75% of us are under the weather at one time, we still have comedians enough to continue the show. Cause the show must go on!
Thanks Spotty!! 👍
Spotty-ewe in reply to
You are right there Brook. 👍🏻 If we weren’t in isolation I’d invite you over to share some jokes all told from behind a mask or handed to each other with my grab-stick so we are 2 metres apart. That is once we’ve wiped the handle with sanitizing gel, unless we are wearing vinyl gloves! 😂
in reply to Spotty-ewe
Ha, ha! 👍🤪
Just been given this one.
If you receive an email from The Department of Health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid-19, just ignore it.
It's spam.
in reply to overnighthearingloss
Ha, ha!! Good one.
🤣 xxx
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣xx
That one is hilarious 😂😂😂
Not a pick up line, but I just saw this one:
“ The mom looking for some “travel options” for the weekend, debating between visiting her living room and her basement”
Forgot2mention in reply to
So funny 😂😂
You look breathtaking or is that COVID19?
My heart is on lockdown since I met you.
in reply to Jmiller623
Ha, ha!! 😆👏👏👏
Jmiller623 in reply to
I can’t stop. They just keep popping up in my head. Going to exercise. It’s when all my great ideas come to fruition. I’ll be back with 10 more.
in reply to Jmiller623
Ok, you promised! 👌
Ha ha , Brooksidecourt, ive just sent this of to WhatsApp friends love it xxx
in reply to weathervane
Thank you WV! I hope they enjoy it and i’m glad that you did🙏
Til quarantine do us part.
I got that fever....Coronavirus fever.
COVID19 is like love. It’s relentless, infectious and has an affinity for the heart.
COVID19....keeping spouses honest since 2020.
If you were COVID19, I’d be outside all the time. It’d be a shame to flatten those curves.
Does your mate have COVID19? If not, I’d be your quarantine husband/wife.
Can I buy you a drink? How’s about vodka tonic. (High alcohol content + quinine)
in reply to Jmiller623
👏👏👏👏👏😆😆😆😆😆Keep them coming.
It’s a shame your face is covered. It really masks your beauty.
Okay. Really. I have to stop or I’ll keep going all day. I’m cutting myself off.
in reply to Jmiller623
Ha, ha. Medical humor is your drug. 🤪
I’d give you something for you temperature but-the parotts eat em all ( paracetamol)
in reply to Forgot2mention
👌(I’ll have to look up paracetamol. 😆)
Keep them coming!!
Forgot2mention in reply to
It’s a painkiller and used to bring down your temperature .
in reply to Forgot2mention
😊thanks 😆
I’d like to teach the world to sing... have to do it online though 😂
Not in keeping with pick up lines, but you seem to have them covered 👍😂
in reply to stiff19
But still very funny! Thanks Stiff!!
stiff19 in reply to
What time is it in your part of the world? Glad I’m not the only one awake still 👍x
in reply to stiff19
It’s only 5:00pm
And you?
stiff19 in reply to
It’s just past midnight 🙈😂
in reply to stiff19
Where are you?
stiff19 in reply to
Im in uk , Jurassic coast
in reply to stiff19
Niiiice! I love any coast!! Are you in Scotland?
stiff19 in reply to
I nearly said my lounge 😂😂😂
in reply to stiff19
😂😂😂❤️that would be true too!
in reply to stiff19
Are you having trouble getting off to sleep? I use to be a night owl and had to work really hard to change my circadian cycle.
stiff19 in reply to
London’s ok too busy for me and makes you talk common 😂😂😂
Yes tonight I am, but it’s Friday so not so bad, I will put a film on soon and be asleep in 5. Normally the way when you want to watch something. 😂
in reply to stiff19
I ALWAYS fall asleep with the TV! Kindred spirits, heh?
I am tired that’s my excuse😂 no not Scotland , Dorset
in reply to stiff19
Oh ok, (I just googled it 😁) very south, correct?
Yes south west. How bout you america?
in reply to stiff19
Yes, Southern California. About 45-60 minutes above the Mexican border.
Nice 👍 you have a good twang too then 😂😂
in reply to stiff19
Ha, ha, no twang in so Cal. People tend to think of us as a laid back, beach ‘duuuude’ type speech. I’m a little old for that though.
Thanks Brook, and everyone for the great laughs. I am sending some off to family everywhere....Its a covid operation!!! Keep the fun coming:):):) love this, and allXxxx😂😂😄😄😅😅☺☺🤗🤗🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖
in reply to thestorm
Covid Operation!!! 😁😂🤣😅😂🤣 That’s witty Stormy!!! I love it!
