Here’s more! True quotes written on NHS letters 😂

[Melba1]

I think the alive but without my permission is my favourite here?? 😂 although 15 is pretty shocking 🙄

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[whisperit]

Eee, I do like a good laff sometimes. Thanks, pet x

[Fennella02]

Me too, number 18!

[Hidden]

Oh joy!?!- especially the white blood cells for me - and the knee. The fact that these contain predominantly “she” rather than “he” references isn’t lost on me either. I’m saving these to inspire some of my new drawings. X

[suzannah16 in reply to Hidden]

me too, could explain my low WBC

[Melba1]

And 21 made me cry with laughter as I could imagine both our neurologists writing that about us! Or alive - despite my best attempts! 🙄😂

I’m so looking forward to your stool drawing 🤣

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[Hidden in reply to Melba1]

My final hospital discharge notice in 2015 (post op wound sepsis from likely hospital born infection) was sent on after me because I walked, fearing for my safety and sanity.

The new admissions and discharges were going on frantically all around me and my sheet was still reeking of dried pee from a deranged elderly woman with UTI who had clambered into my bed for a hug the previous night. So the discharge notice, had it not be faint and illegible photocopy, did actually read very like 21! X

[eekt]

'Numb from her toes down'? Gosh, the people that typed these must be bone from the neck up! Glad to see it's framed! No.23 is probably from my GP notes...🤣 Thanks for sharing Melba1 xxx

[suzannah16]

perhaps we should all send a copy to our doctors, maybe it's a secret doctor code for something

[Lupiknits]

Love them all! I have a 21, too!,

[1sam]

Loved this!!

The dissappearing knee act is something I'm going to remember for years LOL

[Horsewhisper]

I think the voice recognition software that produces the letters has a great sense of humour! 🤣 No.19 for me!

[DJK99]

Hahahahah - oh that made my day! Thanks so much Melba! I did like No 18... phnarr phnarr. And naturally the disappearing knee. Brilliant x

[Melba1 in reply to DJK99]

So funny, I sent them to my healthy friends and no one found them as funny as we have here. Maybe you have to have a chronic disease and have seen how easily/ often these mistakes happen to appreciate it?! 🙄😂 x

[Biddy47]

Thanks Melba, I just love these.