Oh well, life goes on......imagine Pam Ayres is readin it.

[Ozzygirl64]

Oh well, life goes on......imagine Pam Ayres is readin it.

I cannot do me ironin, it hurts to stand up straight

I can't get out the garden with out holdin on the gate

It hurts to lift the kettle when my brain shouts out for coffee

And I should not wear button up jeans when burstin for a pee

I get these awful eadaches, I think it's par the course

An when I bend to tie me shoes, it makes it bloody worse

So to the shoe shop I shall go, slip ons are what I need

And hope new shoes don't give me blisters and then they don't bleed

I hobble all the way to where the old girls buy their shoes

Somethin comfy, soft inside, a shoe horn I'll need to use

Oh the pain it makes me mad an pretty damned tired too

I would not wish it on anyone, not you, nor you, nor you

I set the plates out nice and neat, ready for the tea

I cough and sneeze and hold my head, oh god I need to pee

My legs they sleep when I'm awake, they really let me down

I do not know they've done it til I'm face down on the ground

When I fall down I tend to laugh, and they all wonder why

Cos if I don't while they're around i know i'll ruddy cry

I said to Molly early on, "There's and alien in my foot" a pea size lump to boot

And it moved half an inch or so, I don't think it has a root

So that'll be the next thing, the aliens have landed

I'll check me foot again tonight to find I have been branded

So for all you guys out there in pain, I feel for you, I do

Coz so much pain does take it's toll and leave you feelin blue

I got ice packs in the freezer, as well as veg an all the chops

But got no bloody ice-cream, so tomorrow it's off down to the shops

I'll do my best impressions of just being fit and well

But if I get too tired, I'll come home so what the hell

I am better of at home indoors, I can hobble all I like

An if hubby does not like it he can ruddy well take a hike

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Amazing Ozzy! So many brilliant posts to read today! I love this one!

Thank you so much, it's great to read them all. You have become our resident Ode expert! They call them odes don't they?! Really clever, you definitely have a great talent!

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I love love love all your posts you cheer us all up.

Write your own book it would be a best seller.xc

[strother]

Loving it you so make me smile and chuckle,i love reading ur posts they are gr8.Please keep doing them and making me smile.

Soft hugs and cuddles

samantha

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Ozzy, you are a breath of fresh air and a real entertainer too, great talent! I look forward to reading all your posts, great therapy too! They make my day! Thank you x

[hamble99b]

so true!

regards,

sandra.

[wallflower_fairy]

I really enjoyed reading this thankyou. xx

[poppy1]

Brilliant xxx

[LeeLarLou]

Oh that's brilliant and as I lives in the areal I read it just like Pam and hubby laughed & said a good impressionist I am, So I'll say Thank you & give you lots of love and then plod around my house coo-cooing like a dove!

LLL

XX

[enazena]

Pam Ayres.....eat your heart out lol. Absolutely brilliant and you definitely brought a smile to my face today which I really needed. Hope you don't mind if I take a copy again but it is sooooooooooooooooo good I need to share it with others who I know will absolutely appreciate it.

Have a great weekend my friend and to all other fellow "sufferers". Enjoy the sunshine.

Hugs

xxx

[Ozzygirl64 in reply to enazena]

Copy away lol xxxxx

[Sthandra]

Another great poem you should write abook .Sithy

[Ozzygirl64]

I am thinking of compiling them all at some point so I save them on the laptop lol xxxxx

[LeeLarLou]

Ozzy.... I'd buy a copy for my entertainment, always loved Pam on tv and you have certainly surpassed her.... I'm off to plod around the shops but hubby on his own is faster

LLL

xx

[Ozzygirl64 in reply to LeeLarLou]

I love Pammy, she is fab. I have hubby looking out for anything by herthat comes out on dvd in the future. Also from time to time they have her on BBC radio 4. And I laugh my socks off(saves bending to take them off)lovely to knoow you would be my first customer xxxxx

[enazena]

...........and I would be a close second x

[Ozzygirl64 in reply to enazena]

awwww you are all so sweet, hope you love the new piece I have put on xxxxxxx

[Yvonne64]

brilliant start to the day,will make me smile all day

[Ozzygirl64 in reply to Yvonne64]

I am glad it willmake you smile xxxxx