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A light hearted guide to health advice in a pandemic

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And the reason why health professionals always ask your date of birth?

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seelel

Great - I'll be sprinkling Kombucha under my doormat tonight and my CLL should be gone by morning.................

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mrsjsmith in reply to seelel

And if I knew where my third eye 👁 was I should put tin foil on it ! Hmmm.....

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seelel in reply to mrsjsmith

And if Vivian Yates, with her light brown eyes, born in December, can get the moonlight into her underwear, she should sleep well tonight.

This is medical practice at its very best!!!

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mrsjsmith in reply to seelel

Just happy my name isn’t Hilary 🙂

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mrsjsmith

Scott that might stop KooKooNut biting you 🤔

Who knew rubbing garlic on my third eye 😳would reduce my allergy symptoms

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sandybeaches

On a more serious note - date of birth is a way to make sure you are the correct patient, as some people have the same names.

Sandy Beaches

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Psmithuk

Sleeping with tinfoil in your underwear helps you lose weight! Who knew!

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mrsjsmith in reply to Psmithuk

I hope you are going to try tonight 🤔

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Psmithuk in reply to mrsjsmith

I'll let you know - tomorrow morning I will be a slim sylph!

Oh dear, I haven’t enough tinfoil....what a shame.😉

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mrsjsmith in reply to Psmithuk

Chris I don’t think you need to cover your body ?

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Psmithuk in reply to mrsjsmith

Shhhh!🤫

I obviously need more than I have in the drawer. Without a doubt. No way could I have enough! Now just be quiet! 😉😊

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mrsjsmith in reply to Psmithuk

Secret Squirrel 🤫

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Ghounds

So that's where I went wrong.....I tried inspirational quotes in my handbag 😂

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Ptown

So much fun! Thanks for sharing a chuckle with us all. Take care, Carolyn

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Fran57

Very amusing!

Take care.

Fran 😉

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kathymac52

And if I sleep with crystals in MY sock....I will eliminate back pain...who knew?

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