The water tablets worked quite well,
Just see my ankles and you can tell.
They're now as slim as slim can be,
I wear short pants so folk can see.
You need the bathroom without delay
So don't let people bar your way.
And when you finally reach the pan
Just hope your zipper doesn't jam.
Very good indeed Don but it looks like the person in the picture doesn’t even have a zip! Ooooh! Xxx 🤣😂🤣😂
Carole, Don't ask him to Turn Round....LOL xxxx
His zip jammed. 🙁
Thank you MrD. I really needed to be cheered up this morning,so many thanks again!
Aw..I hope you stay cheered up SH. 😘
Yes I'm putting on that brave face today whilst I visit my dear old mum in hospital some miles away as she's had a "big" stroke,on top of her dementia,fractured pelvis. Its not just raining.....its blinking pouring for me today.
Your Witt still made me smile and chuckle so I'm holding on to that today when things aren't looming too good.
Oh heck, your poor Mum. It doesn't get much harder than that. 🙁 Brave face eh?
I will really try to do my best "brave face"- although its not a pretty one and probably put her into shock!!!(I'm trying to find funny side rather than everything being so serious and depressing). Thank you MrD. for your concern.....much appreciated.
😂😂😂 you made me laugh my coffee out. I don't know about your ankles Don but your backside looks pretty neat😄.
Another good one Don, very cleverly put xxx 😊
Hi don-1931. Another laugh out loud moment for me, i think you should be available on prescription !! If im having a bit of a downer then re-reading your poetry gives me a laugh and a lift. I do wonder where your laugh out loud moments come from though? Xx love burs xxx
It's always my own work, except the the pictures which I pinch from the net. If I know where the pictures come from I always acknowledge them. 🙂
Im sorry i didn't make myself clear don-1931, i know they are your own work, i meant what makes you laugh out loud !! Im so sorry if i upset you in any way that's the last thing i would want to do xxxx love burs xxxx
I don’t like the sound of they water tablets.. I’d never make it on time 😱.. however on a lighter subject .. nice arse! Ops bum .. I mean posterior .. 😊.. huge hugs xx
My old Ma hated them. We used to find them hidden all over the place whilst she was claiming she taken them. In the end we crushed them up and mixed them in her breakfast marmalade.
Great idea .. x
😂😂😂x
Cheeky Don eh! suprised no naughty comments from skis, keep them coming they have us all giggling x
I’m a bit worried about skischool he has been very quiet recently. I think hearing that one hand clapping might have shaken him up a bit.
Ha Ha , He's studying all those pic's you found on "Google" He'll be back with a "Bigger Story" Just wait & see. XXX
Thanks don as usual u put a smile on everyone's face
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