Who invented teenagers?
The reason that I ask?
I'd like to get my hands on him
And take the **** to task.
They weren't there when I was young
Remember that I can.
I went to bed once as a kid,
And woke up as a man.
You had to act grown up from then
Or trouble came your way.
And starting on your first job
Got you very little pay.
But now our lovely teenagers
Are cosseted and praised.
Some can't even bother
To get out of bed most days.
I know that it won't happen
Cos I won't be here to see.
What some teenagers will be like
When they reach eighty-three.
Grumpy Don 😡