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Why did the frog cross the road?

To visit his flatmate.

A man inadvertantly had a frog stuck to the top of his head. He decided right then and there to see a doctor about it. He knocked on the Doctor's door who promptly answered and made a quick assessment, saying; "I see you have a man stuck to your bottom"

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Very good Bernard. :) x

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Jolyn

Lol...lol...

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butter-fly

Very funny Bernard! Thanks.

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