Sorry, and I won't do it again, but Plumbbob's post re blondes and Coughalot's about her pub brings to mind my favourite blonde joke.
A blind man taps his way into a pub and up to the bar and orders a pint. When he's gulped his first half he says to the girl behind the bar, "Do you mind if I tell a blonde joke?" She leaned over and quietly told him, "Listen, buddy. I'm blonde, and I lift weights. And the girl clearing the glasses is a blonde, but also is paying her way through college, where she is on their ladies rugby team. The bouncer is also a female blonde who only works here on the nights when she doesn't have a tag-team wrestling gig. Now if you really want to tell that joke, you just go ahead."
"No", he says. "Not if I have to explain it three times!"
Hope you all enjoy the rest of your weekend,
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