the big headed motor mechanic, and the cardiologist.

[jimmyw123]

A motor mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a BMW MK 3 when he spotted a well renowned cardiologist in his garage.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car, when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this ?" The cardiologist , a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on a car.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked ,

"So Doc, look at this engine!!, i opened its heart!!, took the valves out!!, repaired or replaced anything damaged!!, and then put everything back in, and when i finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that i make £25,000 a year, and you make £1.7 million, when you and i are basically doing the same work!! ? "

the cardiologist paused , leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

" TRY DOING IT WITH THE ENGINE RUNNING "

regards jimmy xxx

[Hidden]

Clever

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

thanks Xris,

best regards jimmy xxx

[i_am_iamnins_nin]

Hee hee good one Jimmy.

Nin x

[jimmyw123 in reply to i_am_iamnins_nin]

thanks nin,,

have a grest time jimmy xxx

[Hidden]

very true x

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

thanks cough, hope the tooth is all sorted out now,,,and you get the gap sorted

best regards cough,, jimmy xx

[dall05]

Yes jimmy but they bury their mistakes, ours keep coming back until there fixed. . Ok yes I was a motor mechanic for 35 years Ha Ha. But I do get your point

Good to see you fit and posting again and also from experience I'm pretty pleased I was kept running while they fixed me 4 years ago.

Tony

[jimmyw123 in reply to dall05]

hi tony, yes i'm glad for your sake, they kept you running ? while they fixed you lol

jimmy

[longlungs]

Very good Jimmy enjoyed that aint that the truth. Janexx

[jimmyw123 in reply to longlungs]

typical isn't it

all the best jane love jimmy xxx

[johnwr]

Gynecologists have to do it through the exhaust pipe

[jimmyw123 in reply to johnwr]

that was better than my joke its often funny when you see the posts

all the very best johnwr jimmy

[Jolyn in reply to johnwr]

Giggling...lol

[jimmyw123 in reply to Jolyn]

so am i jolyn lol jimmy xxx

[Hidden]

Ha ha good un Jimmy,enjoyed that xxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

hi wendells, i hope your well,

lots of kind thoughts,, jimmy xxx

[bulpit]

Wonderful Jimmy, Keep them coming, Have a god day, Bulpit

[bulpit]

Sorry Jimmy, ment good day not sure what a God day would be like.Bulpit

[jimmyw123 in reply to bulpit]

hi Bulpit, have a god day yourself lol [i've done that many times myself lol ] jimmy

[bikergrove]

Brilliant Jimmy x

[jimmyw123 in reply to bikergrove]

thanks biker,

have a great time jimmy xxx

[mustcarryon]

That's a good one jimmy

[jimmyw123 in reply to mustcarryon]

thanks m.c.o. enjoy lol jimmy

[Softwabbit]

Loved it lol xxx

[Jolyn]

Oh brilliant...clapping my hands. My son's a mechanic, I can't wait to tell him this one....lol

[jimmyw123 in reply to Jolyn]

hi jolyn ha ha, don't tell him it was me who told you it,, he,ll be bigger than me lol

jimmy xxx all the very best jolyn

[Jolyn in reply to jimmyw123]

Lol...yes, he's 6' 3" lol...but he's a big old softy. lol

[jimmyw123 in reply to Jolyn]

6 ft three , just hope he is a big softy lol , hes a big lad though jolyn jimmy xx

[Jolyn in reply to jimmyw123]

He loved it....laughed his socks off....lol

[emmo]

Oh I love this one.

[jimmyw123 in reply to emmo]

thanks emmo, all the best jimmy

[Nikkers]

Great one Jimmy, I'll certainly be passing that one on. XX

[jimmyw123 in reply to Nikkers]

hi nikks , i meant to say it was an irish mechanic!!

take care now and have a great time love jimmy xxxx

[Nikkers in reply to jimmyw123]

You cheeky thing Jimmy, you'll be having the PC brigade after you! Lol

[jimmyw123 in reply to Nikkers]

ha ha ha i knew that would make you smile nikks . ,, lots of caring thoughts jimmy xx

[O2Trees]

Good one Jimmy

[jimmyw123 in reply to O2Trees]

thank you 02, have a great time jimmy

[CELAT06]

Fab one, Jimmy. So glad to see you back and posting your brilliant jokes again. You had us all worried a bit there. Keep on keepIng on.

Much love.

Christine. XXX

[jimmyw123 in reply to CELAT06]

hi christine i thought you said i'm glad to see the" back of you lol "

im keeping a wee bitty better now, hope your the same have a great time, lots of love jimmy xxx

[CELAT06]

Oh Jimmy, as if, good to see you back on form, keep em coming.

XXXXXXXX

[jimmyw123 in reply to CELAT06]

thanks celat,, jimmy xxx

[undine]

very good thank you xx

[jimmyw123]

thank you undine , kindest regards jimmy xxx