Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess. "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank
beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat
up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End.
Just a teeser from
Berwick xxx
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Hahaha! I love it! 
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Good one, Berwick x
I love a good fairy tale - lol Julie xxx
Loved the farting bit berwick, made me chuckle ! !
Oh yes I love it lol.
Oh Berwick. That's really funny.
Berwick, is it fair to tease the "happliy" married men like that, & so close to Christmas 
Nice one 
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Enjoyed that really funny
Dont think so, he he, the Princess said nothing after she was turned down. he he he
Thank you Berwick, made me an hubby laugh and that's got to be good he is a bit down at the moment. keep them coming.
polly xx
Hits the Chuckle Button ;-)))
Utopia...especially the motor bike. Happiness is pulling flies out of your teeth at 70 mph.
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