NEVER FORCE CHILDREN TO PRAY.....................KOTC

[KingoftheCocktails]

......Never force children to pray.

At dinner ,a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer............

Little boy : '' But I don't know how to pray,''

Dad- just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor etc.

Little boy: ''Dear Lord'' he started, ''Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. ''''Bless them so they won't come again.''

''Forgive our neighbours' son , who removed my sisters clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.''

'' This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry''

'' and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mums' room when daddy is at work........AMEN

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Mum and Dad did not have dinner that evening

KOTC

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[appyalison]

Sounds like my house, king! Hahaha, hehehe. Thank you for that. Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

Surprising what goes on behind closed doors Alison

[bubbles37]

kotc ur a scream thanksxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to bubbles37]

My pleasure bubbles37 xxx

[bubbles37 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

hi thanks 4 taking time 2 get back 2 me nice where u come from been down a few times 2 armotek hope its spelt right but best cider ever thanks xxx

[longlungs]

ooops haha little cherub!Janexx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to longlungs]

Me or the kid? Jane

[longlungs]

The kiddlewinks silly you. Janexx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to longlungs]

Oh well,I just thought

[longlungs in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Ahhh Bless, you too little cherub of ours.Janexx

[Mocarey]

Hysterical! M

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mocarey]

Kids are always good to make you laugh Mocary

[mustcarryon]

Fantastic, made my day and it's only 9am

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to mustcarryon]

Start the day in a positive way mustcarryon

[maryj]

Oh well done hee hee :))) out of the mouths of babes hey? x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to maryj]

Sure was maryj

[helingmic]

Wow! That's a child's lesson!!!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to helingmic]

We learn all the time helingmic

[silversurfer]

Out of the mouths of babes

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to silversurfer]

They tend to tell the truth siversurfer