I was sitting in my armchair and I shouted to my wife
''When I die I'm going to leave everything to you,love''
She shouted back
''You already do you lazy B*****D
Richard
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And there was I thinking you were 'new age man' LOL xx
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No way.I like women that know their place! Oops,ouch,stop it.
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Hidden 11 years ago
lol that gave me a chuckle
anna xx
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I'll leave the chuckling to you anna
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At least you're sitting in your chair and not letting off Chinese Lanterns like our Bobby boy.
Lib x
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That is because I have not lost the plot yet,poor Bobby
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There's a plot?
Bobby
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Don't you know what these girls plot amonst each other? Be warned!
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The ways of women are a mystery to me Richard. I will never understand them. I am too logical. lol
Bobby
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I understand not to understand women
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Hidden 11 years ago
Where are the Chinese lanterns? and why wasn't I invited ? Remember I can do mega sulks.....
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A wayward Chinese Lantern set fire to the huge plastics store at Smethwick about 2 miles from me. And no! It wasn't me!
Bobby xxxx
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ok your off the hook this time.xx
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You've only got sweet little Bobby's word for it!
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And I thought you had been entertaining one of your lady friends.Trying to impress again
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You are not really a miserable sulky old !!! are you?
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that made me smile
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When you're smiling!!!
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The whole world smiles with you !
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Hidden 11 years ago
LOL, typical man .... tish tish, Kingy, tish tish
Sandra x x x
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Might be typical but we are a dying breed! The other sex is gaining ground
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Hidden 11 years ago
So funny thanks again kingy xxx
Julie
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We have got to have some fun in life!
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Ha Ha!!!!!! Good one!
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SIR James? I don't recall you coming before me!
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No I don't remember either? I think I came after you lol!
Went to the corner shop - bought four corners.
I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Next time it won't be touch on the shoulder with my sword while you kneel before me!
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No indeed because I'll be behind you with an axe lol!!
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Hi king
I have a husband like what wife said, but I am still hoping
jan
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Are not all husbands like that,apart from myself?
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lol thanks xx
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No need for thanks, although I do like them! Just keep laughing undine that's enough for me
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