Married for 25 years Hee HEE......KOTC

[KingoftheCocktails]

.Little boy gets home from school and says

''Dad I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years''.

His dad replies

''Never mind son.Maybe next time you'll get a SPEAKING PART.''

Richard

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

Pop over to your locasl Breathe Easy for your speaking part

Why not join the BLF & BE now phone [phone] Mon-Fri 10am 6pm

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Ha Ha Ha and Ha b.......y Ha. I've been married 36 years and he is allowed to speak, (when spoken to)

loved it Tina x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I don't expect he can get a word in edgeways any way!

[Hidden]

We have been married for 53 years maybe I should think about giving him a speaking part soon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

He has probably forgotten how to speak!

[Hidden in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

He is allowed to say what would you like for breakfast ditto for lunch and dinner. That's quite enough chat for any guy.

[phillips1]

Nice one Richard. How very true.

Bobby

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to phillips1]

Now I know why you have so much to say on here.Can't speak at home Eh?

[phillips1 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

No Richard, she has forbidden it. lol

Bobby

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It's 33years for us. I am allowed, "would you like a cup of tea?" I get into trouble when i make myself a brew and forget to speak!

Thanks for the smile!

Kevin

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

It is a terrible situation to be in,but we just have to grin and bear it.

[phillips1 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

I was married to the first wife for 35 years. If wifey 2 misbehaves I just say, Rememember what happened to wife number 1.

Bobby

[Hidden in reply to phillips1]

I bet you don't dare ..............

[phillips1 in reply to Hidden]

I do... Honestly. Mind you, I run as soon as I've said it.

Bobby xxx

[scrobbitty]

LOL xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to scrobbitty]

I thought you would have a lot to say on this topic.

[libbygood]

40 years this year for us, hoping he'll ask what sort of setting I want my ruby ring in but I think it will be one of his quiet days. Thanks for the jokes KOTCs

Lib x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to libbygood]

You only have yourself to blame if he has lost the art of speaking

[sillywitch]

My hubby wasn't taught this lesson when in school & suffers greatly from over speaking! Still he,s learning now

Karen

xxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

Silence is golden.Sometimes.Most of the time!!!

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oh, ha ha.

Women are the gentle race, we always listen to men.

Then we go and do what we want......................

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

How can you listen when you don't let us speak in the first place

[Hidden]

42 years and still going strong, I wear the trousers in this house welllll 1/2 of a trouser leg left.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Is that your wifes trousers??????????????

[Hidden]

Husband says: Married for 55 years - get less for murder.!!!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

He muttered that under his breath,not allowed to speak

[Hidden in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

You men are so --- well, just cant think of he word I want.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Gorgeous????????????????

[Hidden in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

You are kidding or are you? Show your face - George Clooney!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Not him.I'm good looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[undine]

LOL never been married but that seems about right to me xx

[limbobimbo]

Very good haha!

Liz x