A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To a small elevator,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or....tear to them!
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Loved it and oh how true I know a couple of old farts I shall be sending this to .Thanks for the laughter
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Hidden 11 years ago
Excellent ..give me some peanuts!!!
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I'm just grateful for once to have a cat to blaim
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You should try peppermint oil tablets - they work wonders !!
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Super put it straight on f/book.
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Brilliant
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My nan used to say.
Let your wind blow free
Where ayre you may be
In church or chapel
Let it rattle
When we used to go for a walk we always had to walk in front of her.
polly xx
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Hidden in reply to pollyjj 11 years ago I take that your gren was a canny scot, Polly?xx
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pollyjj in reply to Hidden 11 years ago Nearly, a Geordie
Gonna upset the scots now, sorry.
polly xx
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Hidden in reply to pollyjj 11 years ago nae lass, borders mean nothing when it comes to common sense LOL x x
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Hidden in reply to pollyjj 11 years ago LOL! xxx
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Hidden 11 years ago
What a brilliant poem haha
When my dog farts he lowers his front legs and rests his head on them sticking his bum right up in the air. Then he lets out a fairly noisy and INCREDIBLY STINKY fart. It's funny to see but good grief not good to smell!
koala x
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Can just picture it. I had a dog who used to get embarrassed when she did it. She'd disappear into the next room if she could before it happened, or afterwards leaving the traces behind, and we had to be prepared for anything each time we followed her into the spare room.
Gina x
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My wife informs me that she never does that sort of thing. It must be the goldfish then 'cos it ain't me.
Bobby
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Well did you not realise when you see bubbles in the goldfish bowl it is really farting. LOL.
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oooo areeee! I larf when I farts un I farts when I larfs!!! my Mum used to say lol!
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Where 'er yee be let the wind blow free
for the holding of the wind was the death of me
Richard
KOTC
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Brilliant poem! The stuff of Poet Laureates.
Gina x
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Great thank you - my Grandma always said 'nothing causes so much laughter than a fart' and I'd add 'and poems about farts' - great thanks
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When I eats beans I farts an when I farts I Larfs and when I larfs I shites myself 'phuffesss' er I goes again.
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