By special request from two very broadminded ladies(yes Ladies ????)

[KingoftheCocktails]

........................................What's the nail for?

Karen,a city girl,marries a Cornish dairy farmer.

One morning,on his way out to check the cows,farmer Scott says to Karen,''The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn.You show him where the cow is when he gets here ,OK?''

So then the farmer leaves for the fields.

After a while ,the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Karen takes him down to the barn.They walk along the rows of cows and when she sees the nail,she tells him,''This is the one...... right here.''

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy city girl,the man asks'' Tell me lady,how do you know this is the cow to be bred?'

''That's simple ,by the nail over its stall,''Karen explains confidently.

Then the man asks,''What's the nail for?''

She turns and walks away,and with complete confidence,says.................

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'' I guess it's to hang your trousers on.''

Name change to protect the not so innocent.

Richard

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[Hidden]

That is so funny, King - choked me with coughing which always happens when I want to laugh.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Naughty but nice

[sillywitch]

& she,d be right xxx & that,s coming from a country girl born & bred xxx Queer folk some of these insemination blokes & the farmers are worse !!! xxxx Thanks Richard

[sillywitch in reply to sillywitch]

Ps today I,m a Lady tomorrow!! nah not so much xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

Lady! Lady sillywitch sounds good.

[sillywitch in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

You are far to kind young man,

xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

Young at heart

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

Yer. I be one of 'hem farmers boys.Not tru insemination I was made in the proper way

[sillywitch in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Ah yer da a duck then eh? xxxx

[jandan]

ROFL

[dall05]

Very Funny King, but it does conjure up a pretty awfull picture in the mind don't it. Ha Ha.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to dall05]

I it do boy !

[sassy59]

Brilliant as always KOTC! Keep em coming! xxxxxxxxxxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sassy59]

Do me best for e maid

[sassy59]

Lordy! Just realised what I wrote there. Sorry all!! xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sassy59]

Sotties ?What be they?

[Hidden]

Oh Sassy,was laughing at the Kings joke,then saw your comment,Ha Ha xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

You maids be 'll same.Read into things e shoudn't

[Hidden]

Now now children behave!!!!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I have no cotrol over them what-so-ever.What shall I do with them?

[Hidden in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

A cold shower I think.............

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

That would boil the water!

[wishoz]

still as funny as it was when my Dad told it to me in the 1940s when I was a milkmaid ! Yes I used to deliver the daily pinta from my horse and cart - eee them were the days - times change but the good jokes don't !

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to wishoz]

Mary in the dairy Eh.I bet you had a few TEETERS in those days of old!

[thatcham1939]

I probably would of been the same as Karen, as for years I was so green, but when I was doing home nursing during the 90s, I had to put a vey elderly lady to bed and sit with her until her son and daughter-law came back from church, the son was a farmer and just before he went of to church, he said see those ropes behind the door if any of my cows are struggling with calfing just take the ropes attach to the calfs legs and pull, I was terrified in case it happened but it happen.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939]

PULL the other one!