Friends......

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For Woody-som and Katina (couldn't remember how to PM, blonde moment!!)

This was a series of texts from my Mum and me a few months after I'd had my stroke 2 years ago, I always see the funny side of everything, ill ** the dodgy bits

FRIENDS AND YOUR WARDROBE

BEST FRIENDS-

Some are like your favourite black dress, always make you look good, feel good and give you loads of confidence

FAIRWEATHER FRIENDS-

Some are like a new lightweight mac, looks fantastic but can't weather a storm

FOREVER FRIENDS-

Some are like slippers, always make you feel warm and cosy, when you put your foot in it it's never a problem

FOR THE CHARITY SHOP-

Some are like a fashionable dress, a good idea at the time but does you no favours

RECYCLE-

Some are like a wireless bra, juts get on your t**s and offer no support

Bet you can think of a few too, we had loads of fun, some I can't remember but I did have a sort out and recycled quite a few!I gained a few more forever friends

Take care

Kate

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Kate,

Thanks, made me smile. but maybe change 'ill ** the dodgy bits' and leave of the b and s of bits

must have been a blond bloke moment, but I was expecting wireless as in remote control hehe. duh! brain really not working this week.

Chris

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Can see it now from a blokes point of view!Probably be more fun to liken mates to gadgets or booze, can think of one for guinness! remotes, computers and all gadgets in this house are fought over. I don't bother getting involved, I will loose, I'm the only girl in the house (already got 9 yr old after this laptop!my work laptop is in use to but they are welcome to it, it's c**p)even the rabbits are boys (mix up at pet shop Bronnie and Mollie became Ronnie and Ollie after a fight and £150 vets bill!) such joy

Kate

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haha, out numbered and rabbits, at least both same sex anyway what ever it is, and the vets bill, feel like I should be sitting with my legs crossed,

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Lol nice one rattles,

I might actually print this and hang it on the wall x