Quick quips

Chap we know was wearing a xmas reindeer tie over a shirt with thick stripes of red and blue, the other night. Meaning the tie, we asked 'What's that your wearing?' His pal thinking we meant the shirt, quick as a flash, came out with 'Stole it off a deckchair at Largs!'

Love that type of humor. Anyone else have similar example?

[Emmajayne75]

was in a pub a few years back and there was a guy who had a small horse shoe shaped cut on his head, when asked what happened he replied 'my little pony kicked me' still makes me lol x

[Annista]

One winter a friend took to wandering around the house without her slippers, on the grounds that her feet were warm enough in just her socks. As a result she kept losing her footing on the stairs and sliding down them on her behind. The sound of footsteps followed by the thumpthumpthump as she slid down the last few stairs was quite alarming and the first few times she did it we were worried to death and rushed out doing the usual 'are you ok?' type thing but you can get used to anything and took to saying helpful things like 'oops, mind that step', which obviously made her feel very much better. However, one afternoon a longer than usual slide was followed by slience so we went into the hall to find my friend sitting on the very bottom step. Full of concern we asked 'fall down the stairs, did we?' to which she responded with great dignity 'no. I'm just inspecting the carpet'. Nice.