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The Dis- Game

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A lawyer can be disbarred and a priest can be defrocked. There really ought to be like terms for being fired from other jobs or roles.

I'm going to start with this one..

A teacher can be de-classified.

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A postman-can be sacked

A fireman can be-fired

A police sergeant can be de-moated

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A Bullfighter could be discharged

A lingerie worker could be debriefed

A Politician could be disbelieved -oops sorry they must be still working!!

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A heart can be De-fibrilated!

milkman can be-canciled

A student come become De-motivated (me at the moment)

The house needs de-dogging, frequently in this household.

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A chef can be fried-oops i'm dyslexic I meant fired (I am really, thank God for spell checker!!)

A railway worker can be derailed

A castle can be demoated

An Ice Skater can be de-iced

BUTCHER -can have the chop

An athlete getting the high jump

coal man- having the sack

life guard can- shove off

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Katina, does dog need de-fleaing??

door to door sales men - get shot hahaha

window man-rained off or de rained

Game keeper. Getting the bullet

Kate Moss -Nope she doesn't need de-fleaing or de-worming

Alllergy Suffers = Need De-sensitising

The magician dis-appeared!

Courier can be dis-patched

An electrician can be discharged.

Could a bank teller be dis-tilled.

Telephone engineer could be dis-engaged?

A psychiatrist could be de-ranged.

A train triver could be de-railed

Think u where thinking of ur whiskey there granny mo

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Can a Fairy be Dis-enchanted?

Model could be deposed.

undertaker-dis memberd hahaha

santa-sacked

Could an exorcist be dis-spirited?!

poker player - discarded

rock group - disbanded

Just read through them all. Hadn't expected so many replies. Spend most of my time thinking of what else. Came up with the following: -

bankers can be devalued

hairdressers can be distressed

One more - is an open manhole, discovered?

One more. If you don't get any valentines, are you dis-carded?

No Dis word but thought that a midwife could be DE-LIVERED. I've thoroughly enjoyed reading them keep 'em coming.!!

Your wish is my command Bernadette.

If a bad songwriter is fired, has he been decomposed?

If you fall out with your fiance, are you disengaged?

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if you get kicked out of a club you would be dismembered, horrible thought!or kicked out of a job disappointed in both senses

Oh Rattles! LOL

Pest controller - debugged.

Leading lady leaves a show - is she dis-appearing?

Did you hear about the retiring tailor? He was dematerialised.

(I'll get my coat...)

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