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SORRY BUT I NEED THIS TONIGHT .... A SMILE

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I have posted 3 or 4 times this evening and they seem to have increased with severity each time. I feel I have been full of doom and gloom. So this post is to even the score... just a tad.

Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation? Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!

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I like it grany... a bit of silliness and a smile is good for the self

Laughter is the best medicine unless you've got diabetes then insulin comes first. MH-1

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If I said the same joke but about flabstonian women I'd be prosecuted for telling sexist racist jokes. Gender parity please!

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Dear Graham3196, I had to look the word 'flabstonian' up in the dictionary .... still none the wiser. But I think it sounds derogatory, my bad, so my apologies. I shall choose my jokes with more care in the future.

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My apology. I was having a shot at the current sensitivity to gender jokes. It's very uncommon for a female to suffer that particular problem.

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Touche

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