CAN I PLEASE COME LIVE OVER THERE?

So had my first appointment with the new doctor today. I arrived armed with names and information on sleepers (gained from you guys and various other sites), but nope, narda, not available down under.

I have also been in contact with many and varied sites trying unsuccessfully to access CBD oil ... so if there happens to be any other Aussies on this site (and there just simply has to be) and have access to said oil, can you please advise me on how, where etc