You don't have to be helped to be mad here, but it' works

[Fags1]

Been out on my skis to the shops today, there is no snow so it was hard going, I can’t ski so that made it even worse and I don’t have any skis so I had to pretend. I got some funny looks then realised I was still wearing Rupert the Bear pyjamas and my angel wings as I had been playing with my dressing up box before I went out. Anyway, I managed to find my way to the shops only to discover that I had lost the list of things to buy and I had to rely on memory alone. I arrived home with 18 Kg of onions and a plastic trumpet. I had no recollection of the requirement of this trumpet but it was my favourite colour. I suggested that tonight, it’s going to be onion soup with onions and trumpet music galore. My wife just rolled her eyes (I think they might be loose as she is always rolling them) and then she made some noises that only bats and dogs can hear.

Still wobbling and frayed around the edges.

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[monky Administrator 35 Months Winner]

Aup Fags, so you bin shoppin then hmmmm hard enough to ski on snow without falling over !! but without snow, and no ski's AND in your jim jams, WOW thats some tough going pal, I bet your missus was well chuffed with the shoppin eh

Rite am off to my garage to practice skiing on empty lager cans just thought, I havnt got any, o well, will just have to empty some back in a few slurps

[jillygirl Administrator LONG TERM WINNER]

I think we ae all as mad as each other on here. love the idea of ski ing with no skis. perhaps I can start weight lifting without the weights what do you reckon.

[kevin123]

The wife spends money which we haven't got ha ha.

[monky Administrator 35 Months Winner in reply to kevin123]

Whats money then

[Fags1]

Kevin, it's a good job you're not a bigamist then.

Jillygirl, I think you could start of this weight lifting thing with a kite or a helium balloon and then work your way down to nothing. You can't go straight into weight lifting, you have to work your way gradually to your optimum weight.

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[jillygirl Administrator LONG TERM WINNER]

I`m practicing. !

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[monky Administrator 35 Months Winner in reply to jillygirl]

[Bellabella 18 Months Winner]

I bought some weights last week Jillygirl... Now I have to confess I decided not to be too ambitious so returned home with 2 x 1.5kg dumbbells...

I got the rolling eyes thing too... They've since been named Suze's lightweights! The cheek of it!!

Great to see you back Fags, you do make me smile

[monky Administrator 35 Months Winner in reply to Bellabella]

Just you wait till he looks at you with rolling eye's and says ''' its lightweight Suze's think i'd best scarper