That's what Dad just told me! Er, no you won't, as I can't look after you and mum! To which my dad got quite annoyed, no empathy at all! Do I expect any empathy? No of course not! But wouldn't a little tiny bit be nice?!
Of course I asked is everything ok? Is anyone being horrible to you? No! Cos if they are Dad, I will kill them slowly and painfully! What's the matter then? Well the service isn't great? What do you mean? They offered me a cup of tea but it never came! So ring your bell and remind them! Don't like too! Never wants to be any trouble my Dad!! Next problem the food, but personally I can't see any problems there! They seem to be catering to his every food need if you ask me!
Anyway you don't think I'll be staying here for the rest of my days do you?! Oh god, how to reply......(I've not tackled this yet)! Im hoping when Mum is well enough to visit she can explain that (I think it's better coming from her) so I just changed subject, I can't face that yet!
Dad went to the music yesterday but it was very 18th century don't you know? I asked what they sang? We will meet again and Frank Sinatra and Elvis. So what's the problem there? You like Elvis and Frank! No answer. I said I don't think the residents would want Beyonce, Ed Sheeran or Shakira but Dad seems to think they might lol so I said I'll ask if they can jazz it up a bit next week! I asked if he liked being in the special recliner whilst at the music, yes and was comfortable (so again all good).
He then told me that my sister had food delivered in at 3am this morning which he ate at 3.30am!! Er no, this obviously didn't happen!
So a lil confused (quite normal for Dad) but otherwise looked good, clean and shaven.
Just updating you all really and letting you know where we are
Much love x