How to write good…
Avoid alliteration. Always.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)
Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
One should never generalize.
Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
Be more or less specific.
Sentence fragments? Eliminate.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
Who needs rhetorical questions?
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Very good - made me smile! 😊
yeh u gotta tork proper like wat I do 😃😁
I'm a bit worried about posting anything after reading all of that.
It's not serious RoadRunner44
Thanks hyper. I couldn't do without you.X
I was fooled for a little while too! 😁🤣
I love this, it took me a while to realise it wasn't serious advice! Brilliant
Yes me too! 
Very good!
I absolutely love this. Avoid cliches like the plague. That's my tag line. lol
Nice! And just write more...
Never try to write a true crime novel, after 12 years, and 45,000 words, bad eyesight, and grey hair [ok I just had that cut down from pony-tail length, to get rid of that care free throwaway look!], its just plain bad for your health!🥴🙃🙃😳😵🤒
Eye cud nefer rite pruper aneweh!😗😆😆😆
Ewe n aye bowth! 😀
I cannot claim much credit for this - I found it in an email someone sent me - but I am glad it has caused some amusement... and not too much confusion!
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Good Morning everyone 🙂
Good morning question of the day 
A bit of a challenge in a good way
Very Good Dermatologist Visit😀😀😀
Not Good Enough Tesco !!