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One from our Church Magazine, I just received

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Dear All,

This should make you smile.....

A wife texts her husband one, very cold, morning "Windows Frozen, won't Open, can you help?" The husband replies "Get some 'luke warm' water and 'run' it around the edges, then get the small hammer and gently tap all round. This should cure the problem".

Ten minutes later the wife texts back "The Computer is really 'Messed Up' now!"

Well I Smiled😊.

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Its only when you reach the end you really appreciate this. I wonder how many of us on here thought of windows/computer ? I instantly thought of sash type glass windows. Obviously a new generation of young people would.

Aha AndrewT. That just illustrates how careful we have to be that we have the intended meaning of what's said to us. Really funny! πŸ‘πŸ˜

LOL😁😁😁😁🐱🐱🐱

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Narwhal10

Brilliant πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ thanks just what I needed. 😊

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Ochg

Brill πŸ‘x

That's brilliant Andrew and it certainly made me smile πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠπŸŒˆ

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Marshall64

Kind of related - I worked in a hardware store as a teenager. A lady came in and asked for elbow grease. She said her husband said she needed it. True story...

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MidoriVisually impaired in reply to Marshall64

When we were in Nursing training one somewhat dense student was sent to the stores for a pair of Fallopian tubes! Someone else got caught out when asked what she would do for a patient who had fainted, and she said 'Throw a bucket of water at them!'

Neither of them stayed very long.

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AndrewT in reply to Midori

Thank YOU Midori, for making Me Smile.... I'm imagining the Student asking Old Bill, the Storeman- in all seriousness- for two Fallopian Tubes😁😁😁.

AndrewT

Very good Andrew πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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MidoriVisually impaired

Ooops!

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